No, you're a vagina!!
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Put away your weeping willow.
I don't even get that! 
Perhaps for the best.
I've PM'ed ian to say sorry, was a bit mean. Anyway, we were talking about Ellie's vagina? I didn't realise there'd be entertainment at the meet up.
Ping pong show!
Flaming ping pong show?
Flaming ping pong show on a cliff?
Clench ... release ... Is that how you're going to fire the balls?
Quote: EllieJP @ August 12 2008, 6:35 PM BSTFlaming ping pong show on a cliff?
Wow, the stories were correct! Woohoo!
Quote: Aaron @ August 12 2008, 6:41 PM BSTClench ... release ... Is that how you're going to fire the balls?
You tell me...
Quote: EllieJP @ August 12 2008, 6:48 PM BSTYou tell me...
Aw, Aaron's performing too? 
Quote: EllieJP @ August 12 2008, 6:48 PM BSTYou tell me...
I don't know what the power of your c**t is!
Quote: Aaron @ August 12 2008, 6:55 PM BSTI don't know what the power of your c**t is!
Guys, stop swapping tips - I'm sure you can both fire equally far.
Quote: Aaron @ August 12 2008, 6:55 PM BSTI don't know what the power of your c**t is!
Aaron!!!!!