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Manage what? The boycott or the transportation?

The boycott.

Have nothing to do with it. Ignore it. Slam it at every available opportunity.

I would probably support the actions of anyone who bombs it.

Also, Sue Barker is a daft bitch.

And stop buying their apples?

Quote: Aaron @ August 12 2008, 12:46 PM BST

Have nothing to do with it. Ignore it. Slam it at every available opportunity.

Visit Germany.

(you can all stay at the IHOFF, the International House of F-Finck).

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 12 2008, 12:48 PM BST

And stop buying their apples?

London has apples?

Quote: Finck @ August 12 2008, 12:48 PM BST

Visit Germany.

(you can all stay at the IHOFF, the International House of F-Finck).

Laughing out loud

Quote: Aaron @ August 12 2008, 12:49 PM BST

London has apples?

Obscure History GCSE joke. :$

In other words, a private 'joke' between you and your history class.

It was about apartheid. Can there be jokes about apartheid?

There can be jokes about anything.

Well, it was a joke about apartheid. Nearly as bad as the jokes about DNA base pairs.

Oh dear God.

I won't trouble you with it, don't worry!

Quote: Finck @ August 12 2008, 11:49 AM BST

Parts of the fireworks were filmed a year ago and have been *sexed up*.

Chinese officials have admitted deceiving the public over another highlight of the Olympic opening ceremony: the picture-perfect schoolgirl who sang as the Chinese flag entered the stadium was performing to another girl's voice.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/othersports/olympics/2545387/Beijing-Olympics-Faking-scandal-over-girl-who-sang-in-opening-ceremony.html

Hey, it works for Madonna, Milli Vanilla, Britney and the rest ...

I just saw some classic slapstick in the women's weightlifting. Some Russian woman, who was the favourite, failed with the 107kg weight and started screaming out in anguish as she walked off. Then she walked into a door frame!

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