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What would you do for my last Malteser? Page 7

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. He does have a life! It's just on hold while he raises his first small army.

No, he really doesn't.

Quote: Aaron @ August 12 2008, 1:13 PM BST

No, he really doesn't.

Victory!

Quote: Aaron @ August 12 2008, 1:13 PM BST

No, he really doesn't.

Trust me, going to the corner shop for a pint of milk and a dip dab and saying hello to the shop keeper counts as a social life in geek terms.

I don't do any of that.

I imagine you send out Chip with a little basket, some money, and a note.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 12 2008, 1:21 PM BST

I imagine you send out Chip with a little basket, some money, and a note.

Awwww!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 12 2008, 1:21 PM BST

I imagine you send out Chip with a little basket, some money, and a note.

Haha!

I already have Dip Dabs here though.

??????????????

Just read more of this thread and you're all on LSD.

I never wanted the Malteser anyway. Unused maybe, unlicked even but I bet it was urinated on.

Quote: Huge Bear @ August 12 2008, 1:51 PM BST

??????????????

Just read more of this thread and you're all on LSD.

I never wanted the Malteser anyway. Unused maybe, unlicked even but I bet it was urinated on.

Ewwww never.

Special request only.

Quote: Huge Bear @ August 12 2008, 1:51 PM BST

??????????????

Just read more of this thread and you're all on LSD.

I do feel sorry for those not used to all your weirdness guys!

General is more for those who are insane!

Quote: EllieJP @ August 12 2008, 1:55 PM BST

General is more for those who are insane!

Oh, I thought that was the purpose of the entire board. Who else would come here?

And don't say "I'm here for professional reasons!" unless you can provide a copy of a recent comedy writing related paycheck.

"Dear Mr. Shopkeep.....

Can my Daddy have a pint of milk, two sherbert dip dabs, some cat treats, and fuel that's okay to use in a small tank?"

I'm defo not here for professional reasons.

I moderate here because Aaron felt sorry for me... living in a mental home and all.

Quote: EllieJP @ August 12 2008, 2:00 PM BST

I'm defo not here for professional reasons.

I moderate here because Aaron felt sorry for me... living in a mental home and all.

You live with Gav?

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