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What would you do for my last Malteser? Page 5

Quote: Gavin @ August 12 2008, 12:52 AM BST

Oh yeh. Carry on.

And in my defence to the f**king of the wound....you did say use your imagination and that ists was disturbing so I thought you know you come out with some pretty wild stuff.

I'm in!

It's after she has her appendix out so she can have a bit on the side.

Sick

Quote: David Chapman @ August 12 2008, 12:53 AM BST

It's after she has her appendix out so she can have a bit on the side.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Chapman your a f**king star that made me nearly spit my beer with laughter.

Quote: Gavin @ August 12 2008, 12:52 AM BST

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I'm in!

Good man 007. Now take this snorkel and mask.

Quote: zooo @ August 12 2008, 12:50 AM BST

Just a girl saying the words 'you can f**k my...'

Whatever that next word was, it'd probably work on some level. :)

'...Dad'?

Nah, certainly not any girl, and not any word, nor any context.

Quote: Gavin @ August 12 2008, 12:54 AM BST

Chapman your a f**king star that made me nearly spit my beer with laughter.

Glad it made sense to someone.

Shoes? Nah, wouldn't work.

ian, will you f**k my lifesize David Tennant, while I watch?

Quote: zooo @ August 12 2008, 1:01 AM BST

ian, will you f**k my lifesize David Tennant, while I watch?

Nope, didn't work. ;)

Quote: zooo @ August 12 2008, 1:01 AM BST

will you f**k my lifesize David Tennant, while I watch?

Now that would have been a yes.

Ah, of course!!

I'll take that as a yes then, from both of you. (whether you like it or not.)

Quote: zooo @ August 12 2008, 1:16 AM BST

Ah, of course!!

I'll take that as a yes then, from both of you. (whether you like it or not.)

I'll take that as an "I'll take it from both of you", whether YOU like it or not!

OoOOoh.

Ha! I only just saw your new sig.

:D I'm always on the look out!

Quote: ian_w @ August 12 2008, 1:18 AM BST

I'll take that as an "I'll take it from both of you", whether YOU like it or not!

Way hey! :D

I won't do much for a Malteser.

Let him do it for himself! arf! arf!

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