Go on. It's untouched, even unlicked. Win me over for a ball of malty choccie goodness. Even if you don't like them, humour me!
This should be interesting.... 
What would you do for my last Malteser?
Set Danny on you.
Although I suspect that he wouldn't need much encouragement.
Give you a full bag?
Give you a new bag of maltesers... then we'd be stuck a perpetual matlease loop going round and round till eventually all the earths resources are consumed just to make maltesers.. are you happy now? Are you? ARE YOU?
Or maybe I dunno a silver plated weasel... or something...
Quote: sootyj @ August 11 2008, 10:35 PM BSTGive you a full bag?
I'd probably just tell you that I've bought a new drill and know where you live.
Quote: Winterlight @ August 11 2008, 10:47 PM BSTI'd probably just tell you that I've bought a new drill and know where you live.
Great! You can put up my shelves for me!
I'm not sure - I don't really know what malteasers want you to do for them? Take it on a night out? Show it a good time? 
Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 11 2008, 10:54 PM BSTI'm not sure - I don't really know what malteasers want you to do for them? Take it on a night out? Show it a good time?
Charmin you only gave me a black eye.
I'd slap my cock on the table and make it whistle Dixie.
. . .
I'd chuck the Malteaser out the window and then buy you some Belgian chocolates. The rest would become the thing of legends.
I'd blow you up for it and then have a party.
Quote: roscoff @ August 11 2008, 11:01 PM BSTI'd slap my cock on the table and make it whistle Dixie.
Clever chicken.
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ August 11 2008, 11:07 PM BSTI'd blow you up for it and then have a party.
Kinky.
Quote: Winterlight @ August 11 2008, 11:05 PM BSTI'd chuck the Malteaser out the window and then buy you some Belgian chocolates. The rest would become the thing of legends.
You'd throw away a perfectly good malteaser?
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!