http://jalopnik.com/400143/uk-businessman-decapitates-self-with-aston-martin-db7
Joke writers get your skates on!!! 
Spectacular Suicide Ripe For Black Humour
What's so funny about some one wanting to drive a convertible with the top off?
Drivers of flash cars are often getting head while they are driving but this is new.
They often get head, it's rarer for them to lose theirs.
Well sometimes it comes off!
Quote: Skibbington von Skubber @ August 11 2008, 11:49 AM BSThttp://jalopnik.com/400143/uk-businessman-decapitates-self-with-aston-martin-db7
Joke writers get your skates on!!!
Chris Morris already covered this in Blue Jam.
Quote: David Bussell @ August 11 2008, 12:17 PM BSTChris Morris already covered this in Blue Jam.
Oh well then, nevermind y'all. Blue Jam already done did it and therefore a moderator should delete this thread.
Damn...
Chris Morris mocked this story 2 years before it happened?
Is he not only brilliant, but magical as well?
He wasn't sending up the story, obviously, but he did use the exact same situation in Blue Jam, then again in Jam:
Who is scarier, David Lynch or Chris Morris? I couldn't decide.
David Cronenberg.
Lynch isn't slightly scary.
You've seen Twin Peaks I take it?
Yeh he's quite cuddly in it as the transvestite head of the FBI.
Well I don't mean him as a person, silly. I mean his work.
I don't want to see inside your head if you don't find the Twin Peaks film and series scary!
Quote: zooo @ August 11 2008, 1:12 PM BSTWell I don't mean him as a person, silly. I mean his work.
I don't want to see inside your head if you don't find the Twin Peaks film and series scary!
See that avatar Sooty. That's your brain that is.