My builders are Polish they keep coming around asking if I got any spare Scotch. Of course the answer is no there is never excessive Scotch, and the lager is used as a weight to keep house grounded other wise would float away
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Quote: David Chapman @ May 30, 2007, 8:00 PMLike in a Chinese General Erection (Oh no - I've slipped into Benny Hill)
Aah - that was good. How was it for you Benny?
I quite liked ol' Benny hill, but thats all on another thread.
Lets play a little game I learned from some friends I made on Holiday. It is called the Minibus of Death. you can fill it with celebs, or peeps or towns you hate.
What did you make them out of?
paper, flour, glue and I used lots of needles.
OK then. Let's play your game.
Um - how about Mick Hucknall, Chris Evans, Fiona Phillips, Eamonn Holmes, Alex Ferguson, Take That, ...... I'll think of some more in a minute.
Most of the country.
You're an angry little man aren't you Aaron!? Do belong in there too, huh?!
I've said it before and I'll say it again; it's much easier to have everyone and everything by default, then select what to like.
Do you belong in there? So far... Hmm, no. But it's an easy line to cross.
Do I Aaron. Would you put me in the minibus of death?
Minibus? Going to need a whole fleet of double-deckers.
And I'm going to go for... No. At the moment. Like I said though, it's an easy line to cross.
I knew it, I knew you loved me a lickle bit.
Me and Charley will take a taxi thanks! No need for the mini bus! (why does bus only have one s?! Should have 2!)
Quote: charley rance @ June 1, 2007, 2:53 AMI knew it, I knew you loved me a lickle bit.
There's a big difference between "love" and "hate" in this context. You're more... Tolerable. 
So you DO love her then!!!!