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The Olympics Page 17

Quote: sootyj @ August 10 2008, 1:01 PM BST

It's the hard working athletes I feel sory for. Training for years, wanting to do your best. Then knocked becuase your president's a dick.

I don't know if it's been mentioned elsewhere but I really felt sorry for that Marathon runner (was it last time?) who was put off course by that twat in the kilt. He was way out in front. Just imagine all that training out of the window because of some idiot.

The dancing priest?

The only place he should be dancing is at the end of a noose.

With the rest of the world's sportsmen.

Quote: DaButt @ August 9 2008, 12:58 AM BST

I'll tune in (or at least record it.) Being on the other side of the planet from China means we don't get much live sport this year. I've already read the results hours before the competitions air.

I think my favorite opening ceremony was Los Angeles in 1984. Rocket Man came as quite a surprise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvwd5gYaILI

If you look closely, at either the Opening or Closing Ceremony, of the '84 Games, you can see a young Cuba Gooding Jr. breakdancing.

The key ring on my set of work keys is a Coca-Cola promotional key ring for the 1992 Barcelona Olympics which I got free from the Little Chef.

Despite getting no use for over 14 years, it had faded, thus rendering it shit as a piece of memorabilia.

EDIT:

I just came up with a f**king lovely joke whilst making some toast.

. . . Of course that key ring was black with a faded bit. So 1992 Olympics, black and fading - sounds like Derek Redmond.

Of course his wife Sharron Davies is always delighted when he comes last.

Little Chef! I dunno why, but I love those places.

I had a bunch of SportBillies, I think I burnt them.

I used to burn things, still do sometimes.

One had a sword he was cool.

Quote: Aaron @ August 10 2008, 10:38 PM BST

Little Chef! I dunno why, but I love those places.

Me too.

I like the food so much I lick the plate so it's totally clean. Which is more than can be said for the plates BEFORE it's had food on it.

I hope Aaron's post doesn't mask my brilliant Derek Redmond joke.

Quote: Aaron @ August 10 2008, 10:38 PM BST

Little Chef! I dunno why, but I love those places.

How weird so do I, even though their expensive.

It's that mixture of pancakes, industrial burgers, and enui.

I also like Happy Eater.

Quote: Seefacts @ August 10 2008, 10:40 PM BST

Me too.

I like the food so much I lick the plate so it's totally clean. Which is more than can be said for the plates BEFORE it's had food on it.

I hope Aaron's post doesn't mask my brilliant Derek Redmond joke.

That is a tad disturbing.

Maybe we 3 should go on holiday and visit every happy eater in the land.

Bet we could get it tunred into a 300 part BAFTA winning BBC2 documentary.

I like them too!! Laughing out loud

But it's not something you should normally admit in polite company.

I love their all day breakfasty things and pancakey things.

http://www.littlechef.co.uk/downloads/96661%20Little%20Chef.pdf

There's over 180 of them.

Quote: zooo @ August 10 2008, 10:43 PM BST

I love their all day breakfasty things and pancakey things.

Yeah, those are the business!

They do, do good bacon and hash browns 9especially as you know they're deep fried powder) with eggs.

Want to join the Happy Eater can't be beata' no retreata' UK tour.

Tshirts to be printed.

Happy eaters are dirty but satisfying?

I think a big group of us should visit them all in one year.

Quote: zooo @ August 10 2008, 10:43 PM BST

I like them too!! Laughing out loud

But it's not something you should normally admit in polite company.

I love their all day breakfasty things and pancakey things.

YES!

Well, not on the pancakes. Too sweet for my taste. But yeah!

Aw, you guys. Shucks. :)

Quote: Aaron @ August 10 2008, 10:48 PM BST

YES!

Well, not on the pancakes. Too sweet for my taste. But yeah!

Aw, you guys. Shucks. :)

The meet should be held at one.

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