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He who smelt it dealt it!!

Quote: Aaron @ August 9 2008, 10:41 PM BST

No, this was real. It had actual real chunks and bits of strawberry in it. It was just ... sublime. Teary

Strawberry chunks in yoghurt and ice cream are made from bark.

Quote: zooo @ August 9 2008, 10:44 PM BST

He who smelt it dealt it!!

Your mum.

Quote: Finck @ August 9 2008, 10:46 PM BST

Strawberry chunks in yoghurt and ice cream are made from bark.

Laughing out loud

I heart Finck.

Quote: Finck @ August 9 2008, 10:46 PM BST

Strawberry chunks in yoghurt and ice cream are made from bark.

Or dried shrubbery.

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Then bark tastes damn good, and they should make more bark-based strawberry imitation ice cream.

I'm not so sure about the bark thing anymore since I've read this:

Bark: the first spelling of "Carl" using predictive text.

The invention of strawberry chunks made of bark could be one giant misunderstanding...

Then they should make more Carl-based simulation strawberry flavoured imitation ice cream.

Quote: Aaron @ August 9 2008, 11:02 PM BST

Then they should make more French Carl-based simulation strawberry flavoured imitation ice cream.

Yeah, sure, whatever. They should make more.

Quote: DaButt @ August 9 2008, 10:50 PM BST

Or dried shrubbery.

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With the stuff they try top sell as food nowadays I can't tell if this is a joke or not.

I have a strange feeling that it may be real.

It's real. Ben & Jerry's is a very popular brand of premium ice cream. Most of their flavors have odd, hippie-influenced names.

Can't say I like any of their flavours.

And I hope they're paying lots of royalties to the BBC for that one.

I'VE BEEN OUT! WITH REAL PEOPLE I COULD ACTUALLY TOUCH! THE GEEK DREAM! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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