Quote: sootyj @ August 8 2008, 6:41 PM BSTThey don't completely change the show each week, that'd be madness
Yeah, all they do every week is slowly weed out the non-sootyj sketches.
NewsRevue again! Page 4
I went from 9 to 6.
Don't hate me because I make the people laugh
Only the six, eh?
And to you Sootj haters all I have to say is
Quote: sootyj @ August 8 2008, 6:54 PM BSTI went from 9 to 6.
From the above numbers, I'm trying to decipher who sootyj actually is.
Sorry if it's obvious, and that his identity isn't a secret, but I'm new here.
It's just that, in his profile, his name is a "mystery".
Quote: sootyj @ August 8 2008, 6:56 PM BSTAnd to you Sootj haters all I have to say is
More nasal than an elephant with a cold. I've just broken my personal best which is still only half of Sooty's. Still hate you though. 
Well Roscoff, Mikey, and Graham you all got good laughs from the audience yesterday.
Gas skit especially.
Well done Chris F!
Is that your first Graham. If so excellent but don't write anymore 'cos that's too much competition. So Soot's which of yours had them rolling?
Don't you wish you could have gone to see yours being performed, Bandage? 
Or would that be too scary.
None they were so unfunny one guy actually died of being terminally unamused.
Is that a woolly brain, soots?
Yes I am quite literally woolly headed, less threatening then the old evil brain one.
I've bumped 5 of mine, any one want to see the rest?
Is this better picture of me ?
I'm the one doing the strangling with my sex tentacle.
Quote: sootyj @ August 9 2008, 12:38 PM BSTWell Roscoff, Mikey, and Graham you all got good laughs from the audience yesterday.
Gas skit especially.
Cool.
They must love my "Gordon Ramsay Food Crisis sketch" as they've now used it 3 times in a row.
And that "Northern Rock Losses" sketch... I think that got in time-wise by the skin of it's teeth as I submitted that to them last Tuesday.
It's a good skit, if it's upto date, short, easy to learn/perform and above all funny you're always in with a chance.
And the northern rock one was all 3