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Russia's declared war Page 2

A little bit of friendly fire never hurt anyone.

Russia's current defence stnace against any country bigger than Finland is threaten nukes.

If that fails lauch before your missiles can destroyed on the ground.

They're defensive position is if anything more paranoid then it was during the cold wat.

Do any of our Wlesh posters live in isolated bits of the Black Mountains?

Aren't the two presidents sat watching the Olympics together?

Sooner or later there will be another abomination with nuclear weapons destroying cities, and I reckon when it happens, it'll be those pesky yanks again, like last time.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 8 2008, 6:20 PM BST

Ha ha - oh dear, we're all gonna die.

It'll simmer down quickly, I'd imagine. It's all about pride and muscle flexing; the disputed area isn't really vital to anyone. But Georgia wants to join NATO and they're friendly with the U.S. and trained by the U.S., so they'll get at least limited support if things get ugly. This is just Russia trying to relive the bad old days.

If we die, it'll be the frogs' fault.

I'm not really sure of the specifics of this region, but I like Georgia.

Probably got suitcase nukes in their hotels.

As long as the US don't start reliving their 'bad old days' too, eh? ;)

Quote: Frankie Rage @ August 8 2008, 6:14 PM BST

George Bush will says it's OK - you can all rest in your beds.

Storm in a tea-cup.

Now, if Russian tanks were rolling into China right now, that would be news!

Russian tanks wont roll into China, what with tanks being not very rollerfriendly. Bush is a c**t however and he shouldn't go to other countries and spew his evangelical bullshit. Yes, Communism exists. Yes, Socialism exists. Mr Bush are you the head of the world's police force? If so, I want to know.

Quote: sootyj @ August 8 2008, 6:22 PM BST

Do any of our Wlesh posters live in isolated bits of the Black Mountains?

The Slags do.

Good thing about living down here is its a waste of a bomb attacking here there is f**k all to blow up lol

Quote: Aaron @ August 8 2008, 6:24 PM BST

I'm not really sure of the specifics of this region, but I like Georgia.

Because of Katie Melua!

You know whats scary? Turns out Bush may have been right to build missile defences in Europe.

Who wants to live in a world where Furious George is right?

Quote: zooo @ August 8 2008, 6:29 PM BST

Because of Katie Melua!

Bomb it.

Quote: Gavin @ August 8 2008, 6:29 PM BST

Bomb it.

Get some fertilizer and you are sorted

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ August 8 2008, 6:26 PM BST

Bush is a c**t however and he shouldn't go to other countries and spew his evangelical bullshit.

Amen to that. Nor should anyone else..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6677Eppc-sk

some useful advice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLvaZPdPYg4

Scottish version isn't very helpful

but the US one is ace,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0K_LZDXp0I

does it work with hoodies?

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