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Quote: EllieJP @ August 8 2008, 5:41 PM BST

My trainers are so old they now have holes in the bottom! :( I can put my finger through to my sock!


Your very bendy then

Quote: EllieJP @ August 8 2008, 5:41 PM BST

My trainers are so old they now have holes in the bottom! :( I can put my finger through to my sock!

I managed to break someone else's shoes like that, although I maintain that playing hockey in them was the actual definitive point of collapse.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 8 2008, 5:48 PM BST

I managed to break someone else's shoes like that, although I maintain that playing hockey in them was the actual definitive point of collapse.

Vandal

Whistling nnocently

I wanna go to a nice Chinese restaurant with calming 'twangy' background music for tea. :(

Quote: Aaron @ August 8 2008, 5:51 PM BST

I wanna go to a nice Chinese restaurant with calming 'twangy' background music for tea.

Why not download said twangy music and brew up?

Quote: Aaron @ August 8 2008, 5:51 PM BST

I wanna go to a nice Chinese restaurant with calming 'twangy' background music for tea. :(

Me too! :(

Quote: Aaron @ August 8 2008, 5:42 PM BST

Buy some new ones.

I don't have enough money - I've just bought a holiday to Egypt!

Quote: EllieJP @ August 8 2008, 5:53 PM BST

I don't have enough money - I've just bought a holiday to Egypt!

Egypt!! WOW! are you gonna ride a camel?

Ooooooh hadn't thought about that!

Last time I met a camel it spat in my face! :(

Quote: EllieJP @ August 8 2008, 5:54 PM BST

Ooooooh hadn't thought about that!

Last time I met a camel it spat in my face! :(

LOL!!!!...I mean ohhh no thats awful *snigger*

Quote: EllieJP @ August 8 2008, 5:54 PM BST

Ooooooh hadn't thought about that!

Last time I met a camel it spat in my face! :(

A friendly camel this time!

Quote: Gavin @ August 8 2008, 5:52 PM BST

Why not download said twangy music and brew up?

That would require knowing titles to search for. No?

Quote: EllieJP @ August 8 2008, 5:53 PM BST

I don't have enough money - I've just bought a holiday to Egypt!

Then you are an idiot, are you not?

Quote: EllieJP @ August 8 2008, 5:54 PM BST

Last time I met a camel it spat in my face! :(

At least someone got it right. Unimpressed

Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 8 2008, 2:58 PM BST

No, it's my holiday outfit. One week off! Woo-hooo!

I have two weeks off.
But it's not a competition...

Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 8 2008, 2:20 PM BST

OK, but I'll have to do it in code.

I work for a BAKERY. One part of the BAKERY makes CAKES, the other part makes BUNS. And the CHIEF BAKER of the CAKES part had a big barney with the CHIEF BAKER of the BUNS part because the CHIEF BAKER of the BUNS part has been holding back on a supply of RAISINS that he controls access to but should appear in both CAKES and BUNS. And then has been advertising his BUNS for their exclusive RAISIN content.

Laughing out loud

But what code am I supposed to use when I want to gossip about people at work?....

Something about a patisserie?

Quote: Aaron @ August 8 2008, 5:51 PM BST

I wanna go to a nice Chinese restaurant with calming 'twangy' background music for tea. :(

Nxt best thing! Have ordered Chinese! :D

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