Quote: Frankie Rage @ August 8 2008, 12:07 PM BST...but will she cook and clean the house?
Theres only one woman who can answer that...
And if she answers correctly, I think I may do a bit of stalking.
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Quote: Aaron @ August 8 2008, 12:08 PM BSTYou were requested by The Management to stop confusing people.
'Confusion' will be my epitaph! 
Quote: Charisma @ August 8 2008, 12:09 PM BSTTheres only one woman who can answer that...
And if she answers correctly, I think I may do a bit of stalking.
She's already said she likes cleaning!
Looks like we have the perfect woman on the site then, after all!!!
Quote: Aaron @ August 8 2008, 12:10 PM BSTShe's already said she likes cleaning!
Interesting, very interesting. Now, before I decide to fully start my stalking, could you provide me with some more details about this lovely lady? Age? Location? Annoying habits? There must be something wrong with her that can put me off!
Quote: Frankie Rage @ August 8 2008, 12:07 PM BSTYes of course, I know all that as I have met Ellie on a (non-porn before you ask) video shoot, ...but will she cook and clean the house?
Only miming the cooking and cleaning though aye Frankie?
Quote: Aaron @ August 8 2008, 12:10 PM BSTShe's already said she likes cleaning!
All right - you got me. I do like cleaning.
Cooking I hate though, unless you like fish finger salads.
Quote: EllieJP @ August 8 2008, 12:17 PM BSTCooking I hate though, unless you like fish finger salads.
Damn! I Thought that was my speciality....Looks like I'll have to remake the menu
Quote: EllieJP @ August 8 2008, 12:17 PM BSTCooking I hate though, unless you like fish finger salads.
I think you might need re-training before I even consider hooking up with you!
Fish finger salad.....
Ooh er missus!
'Fish and finger pie' was the famous line, I recall..
Quote: Charisma @ August 8 2008, 12:14 PM BSTInteresting, very interesting. Now, before I decide to fully start my stalking, could you provide me with some more details about this lovely lady? Age? Location? Annoying habits? There must be something wrong with her that can put me off!
She's 2...3, I think. Lives on Ellie Road in south-west London, and annoying habits include eating her own bogeys and constant masturbation with items of common office stationery.
... and kitchen equipment! Er no, that's me..
Sounds good to me! Right, I'm going away for a few days and when I return I shall step up with the stalking. Look forward to it, Ellie! Bye.
Byeeeeeeeeee xx
I took my parents out to lunch at the club I'm a member of a couple of weeks ago. We sat down very civilised and I brought the drinks over. Then one of the boys lent over and said
'Ross, did you enjoy your blowjob yesterday?'
What he was referring to was the concert I played in. However my mother in particular didn't see it that way.