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:O! Take cover!

He is a knob.

:O! OOOOH! Fight!?

Quote: PhQnix @ August 7 2008, 9:41 PM BST

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7546975.stm

Nooooooo!

How is one supposed to learn how it's written correctly, then? It's hard enough as it is, with American and British versions and all that!

I protest. In Parliament Square, if necessary.

That has got to be the worst idea ever. I hope that lecturer gets fired. From a cannon.

Quote: Finck @ August 7 2008, 9:54 PM BST

Nooooooo!

How is one supposed to learn how it's written correctly, then? It's hard enough as it is, with American and British versions and all that!

I protest. In Parliament Square, if necessary.

You'll have to acquire a written permission to protest from the Metropolitan Police, approved by the Speaker of the House of Commons.

Once that's sorted, I'll join you.

Quote: Aaron @ August 7 2008, 10:02 PM BST

You'll have to acquire a written permission to protest from the Metropolitan Police, approved by the Speaker of the House of Commons.

I know. But I don't care. 42 days well spent. (To make a point as long as people still have a grasp of punctuation.)

This country is so far f**ked it's unbelievable.

"Gorilla census"

"A census of critically endangered western lowland gorillas has shown that populations are doing much better than anyone expected.
The census found 125,000 of the apes alive and well in two adjacent areas in the northern part of the Republic of Congo covering 47,000 sq km.
A census in the 1980s estimated that about 100,000 remained, but numbers were since thought to have halved."

How do they fill the forms in? And I know a Gorilla who's a notorious liar!

Magic pens.

19 members online. So where are they all?

Quote: David Chapman @ August 8 2008, 1:20 AM BST

How do they fill the forms in? And I know a Gorilla who's a notorious liar!

I've told you before Chapman I'm not a Gorilla!

Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 8 2008, 10:27 AM BST

19 members online. So where are they all?

Having a wank in a cupboard.

That's where I was... back now though.

Where is this cupboard, the cupboard of wanking?

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