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BSG Olympics

Ok, Olympics have started and the medal table already has three names on it:

(See Medal Table Thread)

But there are many events still to go.

1st is the Relay. This is going to be the hardest event. I'll start off by nominating a BSG member, then they nominate another member and then they nominate another and so on - this is how the baton is passed on. BUT if the nominated member fails to reply within 1 hour (except between 1 am and 10am in the morning) then the baton is dropped and both members are knocked out of the competition. You can't nominate the person who just nominated you. The competition closes on Monday. Whoever's still in it, gets a medal.

Once the baton is dropped anyone can pick it up.

Out of Relay:

Gavin
Graham
Scats
Ian
Julia
Aaron

*Just to make it interesting, the baton game finishes at 6pm, with the gold medal being awarded to the 2nd from last person to be left holding it at this time. Silver, third from last, bronze, fourth.*

2nd is the High Jump. High-brow comments made in other threads are linked to in this thread and the one with the most syllables per word wins the poster a medal.

3rd is the 100 metres posts. The person who posts the 100th post in this thread wins Gold, 99th post silver and 98th Bronze.

To kick everything off... I nominate our current medal leader - JuliaC - to start the relay.

Oooh I like it.

Can we have some sychronized posting? Where one person has to post a sentence and other members have to post exactly the same thing within a minute. :) Or another idea that's much better.

That's a fantastic idea - ok, synchronised posting can also occur in this thread, with Ellie as the judge for Gold, Silver and Bronze. :)

Okay, I'll wait till more people are online and I'll post a sentence and everyone has to post the same within a minute. I'll announce it's a competition.

Okay, I'll wait till more people are online and I'll post a sentence and everyone has to post the same within a minute. I'll announce it's a competition.

Have we started?;)

Don't get clever with me Matt - I still haven't forgotten about you saying you didn't REALLY love me! :(

That was just to throw you off the scent. I was sitting next to you on the tube this morning, that's a nice top you have on today:)

Thanks, It's new... wait a minute... you're really a 70 year old woman who smells like cats pee?

Yes, and not as much time in make-up as you might think;)

I love you Matt!

*sigh* join the queue.

P.S I love you too! ;)

Not edited by Ellie at all

The Olympics have only just started and baton is eight minutes away from being dropped! Looks like Julia's logged off. I'm off to a meeting, so it'll be free for people to pick up at 9:36 and I'll strick us off when I get back. This is harder than I thought.

*Ellie picks up the baton and passes it to Sofa Matt*

*Matt takes baton, and uses oportunity for a quick fumble with Ellie, before passing to B'day Boy Mark*

Oooh bad call... I bet he's not online. Could this be the end of the BSG relay team?

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