Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 7 2008, 3:09 PM BSTOoh, what's happened to Chip's avatar? It looks like a Rorschach ink blot test.
That's my face, you cheeky bastard. And the more you complain, the longer it stays.
Rational fears. Page 4
He's had that in the past. He's going backwards!
It's my bat single. It indicates when I'm online.
Warm Beer
Quote: EllieJP @ August 7 2008, 2:59 PM BSTAwww Matt.... you don't REALLY love me though do you?
HeeHee naa not really. Although if you know my surname you would be scared, very scared indeed!
More things to fear.
1 Ingenious cash machine thieves.
2 Uningenious thieves with knives.
3 TV licences.
4 Transfats.
5 Being accused of abusing human rights.
6 Being accused of raping stuff.
7 Being accused of racist or institutionally racist.
8 Credit crunch.
9 Hungry bears, horny bears.
10 Feral cats, dogs, and people
Quote: Sofa_Matt @ August 7 2008, 3:17 PM BSTHeeHee naa not really. Although if you know my surname you would be scared, very scared indeed!
You're not THE Matthew Elliemustdie, are you?
Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 7 2008, 3:38 PM BSTYou're not THE Matthew Elliemustdie, are you?
I think it's George, Barry George.
Montreal Road in Ottawa any time after midnight.
I've yet to walk down that road after midnight without having some douche bag try to start a fight with me. My favorite was as we were walking by a 24 hour Pizza place some French asshole walks up to me and says in poor English "Hey how about you buy me a piece of Pizza" I said "I don't think so pal" and he responded with "Fine then we should fight about it" and shoved me. The guy backed off when he realized the group of guys behind me were friends of mine but fuuuuck I hate walking down that street at night now. I've walked down that road around that time of night nearly 10 times and every time was the same some Ghetto Frenchy tried picking of fight with me for no reason.
I wouldn't have even replied. I'd have loved to see the look on his face when he realised you were all together. 
Quote: PhQnix @ August 7 2008, 2:44 PM BSTCry himself to sleep every night with the knowledge that the two-party system is, increasingly, a sham. They're exactly the same, party allegiances are pointless.
So young and yet so wise.
Quote: Aaron @ August 7 2008, 2:56 PM BSTWhich is why I support the dissolution of Parliament and the return to Monarchial rule.
You are the anti-Cromwell. I could see you starting a civil war.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 7 2008, 3:38 PM BSTYou're not THE Matthew Elliemustdie, are you?
Quote: ian_w @ August 8 2008, 2:16 AM BSTYou are the anti-Cromwell. I could see you starting a civil war.
Don't worry. He doesn't know what he's talking about.
And he'd have to leave the house for that civil war thingy.
Quote: sootyj @ August 7 2008, 3:21 PM BST9 Hungry bears, horny bears.
That's a lot of bears in fairness. And I should know.
Quote: Finck @ August 8 2008, 2:21 AM BSTDon't worry. He doesn't know what he's talking about.
And he'd have to leave the house for that civil war thingy.
He'll start it over the internet. Before we know it all our military aircraft will be parked outside William's house for when he needs to go shopping or visit a friend.
Quote: ian_w @ August 8 2008, 2:18 AM BSTYou are the anti-Cromwell.
I discovered a while back that I'm related to this guy. Great-something-grandfather-or-uncle-or whatever.
http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/STUlilburne.htm
