I'm bored so here's a fun and potentially life saving thread.
What are the things we should all be scared of?
1 Bullies and daylight. Both potentially lethal to nerds.
2 Homo-philes. Paedophiles whove prgressed to seducing adults, often found in Forbidden Planet.
3 Responsibility.
4 Traffic.
5 France and all it's perfidious ways.