Quote: Bad dog @ August 6 2008, 2:50 PM BSTDidn't know there were any.
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Quote: Bad dog @ August 6 2008, 2:55 PM BSTNever heard of them. Fair enough, though.
It might be worth watching if the police chased them round the track.
He's a white athlete from the first series of Little Britain played by David Walliams.
Anyway, real athletes, there is that Tory bastard Sebastian Coe, but he isn't a good advertisement.
He's not a proper Tory. He's just a c**t.
Quote: Aaron @ August 6 2008, 3:02 PM BSTHe's not a proper Tory. He's just a c**t.
Is the not the minimum requirement of being a Tory. 
No, you're getting that confused with being a socialist.
I love the Olympics. Especially when there aren't any of those annoying Tibetans in them. They just get under your feet.
Don't you mean Chinese? Tibet isn't a country.
I had Chinese for din dins. Yummmmmmmmmm.
I had stir fry.
All the best people had Chinese! 
Shi.
(That means yes. Apparently.)
Erm... Kung Hei Fat Choy!
That's as far as my Chinese goes. Well, Cantonese.
I hear they're having various BMX events, at this Olympics. It should be pretty interesting. Another new event I'd like to see added, by the time the London Games come around, is breakdancing. Check out this two-on-two battle, and tell me if you think it would work on the Olympic stage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6Hx6qZS9sI
If synchronized swimming can be considered a sport...then why not.
They should have masturbation as an Olympic sport. Paul W would surely win in the "He, She, or Beast" category.