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Hello, I figured that this was the place to introduce myself, being as it is, the introductions forum. My name is Andy, my interests include milk, cupcakes and telekinesis. In my spare time I like nothing more than attempting to combine these interests by trying to open oven doors and move baking trays with my mind. On the rare occasion that this works, I like to celebrate by enjoying a glass of fine malt whiskey and listening to the theme tune from Defenders of the Earth, though depending on my mood I may substitute this for the theme tune from Duck Tales or Samurai Pizza Cats, they're all good. I am, in short, a berk.

Anyway, hello.

Hey Andy! Good call on the cupcakes!

Thanks, I think my interest in cupcakes has really been sparked by a magical place known only as Sprinkle's Cupcakes. Unfortunately, they seem to be limited to America, meaning that I have to spend my days browsing their website, simply viewing images of the cupcakes. That's the kind of thing I like to do, dream of distant cupcakes.

Quote: Andy Ward @ August 5 2008, 1:17 PM BST

...Samurai Pizza Cats...

Anyway, hello.

This sounds like the best program ever.

Welcome Andy! Wave

Try The Hummingbird Bakery in Notting Hill?

http://www.hummingbirdbakery.com/flash.html#home_in

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 5 2008, 1:26 PM BST

This sounds like the best program ever.

Welcome Andy! Wave

It really was quite superb. Those were the glory days of cartoons, when the ideas didn't really make any sense, but very few people seem to remember Samurai Pizza Cats. Stoppit and Tidyup was another outstanding cartoon from around this time.

Try The Hummingbird Bakery in Notting Hill?

http://www.hummingbirdbakery.com/flash.html#home_in

You're a hero, you really are.

Cool I'm currently planning an excursion there with my brother, because whenever we've been in Notting Hill before, my parents have objected to going for cupcakes. Unimpressed

Hello!

Some questions you are required to answer:

What is your favourite colour?
What is your favourite pizza topping?
What do you think of the French?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 5 2008, 1:34 PM BST

Cool I'm currently planning an excursion there with my brother, because whenever we've been in Notting Hill before, my parents have objected to going for cupcakes. Unimpressed

Your parents smell.

(Go to the cheap bookshop.)

Quote: Aaron @ August 5 2008, 1:36 PM BST

Your parents smell.

(Go to the cheap bookshop.)

Laughing out loud Agreed, and will do!

Quote: Aaron @ August 5 2008, 1:36 PM BST

(Go to the cheap bookshop.)

Not the travel bookshop run by a posh stuttering floppy haired gentleman?

No, that one isn't real.

Bugger. Angry

Hello, Andy Ward. By the way.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 5 2008, 1:34 PM BST

Cool I'm currently planning an excursion there with my brother, because whenever we've been in Notting Hill before, my parents have objected to going for cupcakes. Unimpressed

Why would anybody object to going for cupcakes? The rogues. Also, if you're about in London, there's another brilliant place called 'Pure Waffle'. They do waffles. No more needs to be said on that matter. Shakeaway is another favourite place of mine, they make milkshakes from anything (within reason, obviously. Bin lids would be neither blender-convenient nor tasty) and they're always superb. Visit that too. Of course, I'm assuming that you're like me and will go out of your way to hunt down tasty treats. Like I said, I'm a berk.

What is your favourite colour?
What is your favourite pizza topping?
What do you think of the French?

My favourite colour is red.

In terms of pizza topping, I'd go for some kind of meat. Spicy meatball pizza probably. Maybe with some crispy bacon on it too. That makes an outstanding pizza.

As for the French, they're fine by me. They're welcome to come and join me for cupcakes and Samurai Pizza Cats anytime.

:O Is it hi and bye because of the last answer, Aaron?

Quote: Andy Ward @ August 5 2008, 1:51 PM BST

Of course, I'm assuming that you're like me and will go out of your way to hunt down tasty treats. Like I said, I'm a berk.

I will indeed! This will be the best day...:D

Hmm. *ponders* Acceptable. You may pass.

Quote: Andy Ward @ August 5 2008, 1:51 PM BST

Like I said, I'm a berk.

How apt. "FEED MEE!"

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