TO THE TUNE OF BROWN EYED GIRL BY VAN MORRISON:
Hey, people say "yo'
This guy's just so lame
Time for him to go"
Playing the blame game,
Pulling out the knives, hey, hey,
Sticking them right in
All around his "friends" are
Going and re-bell-ing
And so, Brown must go
Ohh, Brown must go.
Whatever happened
Polls have gone so low
Looks like he's had a stroke even when
He's on the radio.
Practising the constant smiling
Hide behind a grinning wall
Slipping and a-sliding
Watching as the ratings fall
And so, Brown must go
Ohh, Brown must go
Do you remember when we used to win?
Sha la la la la la la la la la la dee dah
Just like that
Sha la la la la la la la la la la dee dah
La dee dah
So hard to spin his way
Now that he's all on his own
Now he's gonna have to pay
For falling, out with Tone.
Cast my memory back there, fast
Sometime I'm overcome thinking about
The Tories kissing our ass
We wiped the floor with them
But now, Brown must go,
Ohh, Brown must go
Do you remember when we used to win?
Sha la la la la la la la la la la dee dah
Just like that
Sha la la la la la la la la la la dee dah
(Sha la la la la la la)
Sha la la la la la la la la la la dee dah
La dee dah …