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Brown-must-go song (Brown-eyed-girl)

TO THE TUNE OF BROWN EYED GIRL BY VAN MORRISON:

Hey, people say "yo'
This guy's just so lame
Time for him to go"
Playing the blame game,
Pulling out the knives, hey, hey,
Sticking them right in
All around his "friends" are
Going and re-bell-ing
And so, Brown must go
Ohh, Brown must go.

Whatever happened
Polls have gone so low
Looks like he's had a stroke even when
He's on the radio.
Practising the constant smiling
Hide behind a grinning wall
Slipping and a-sliding
Watching as the ratings fall
And so, Brown must go
Ohh, Brown must go

Do you remember when we used to win?
Sha la la la la la la la la la la dee dah
Just like that
Sha la la la la la la la la la la dee dah
La dee dah

So hard to spin his way
Now that he's all on his own
Now he's gonna have to pay
For falling, out with Tone.
Cast my memory back there, fast
Sometime I'm overcome thinking about
The Tories kissing our ass
We wiped the floor with them
But now, Brown must go,
Ohh, Brown must go

Do you remember when we used to win?
Sha la la la la la la la la la la dee dah
Just like that
Sha la la la la la la la la la la dee dah
(Sha la la la la la la)
Sha la la la la la la la la la la dee dah
La dee dah …

Never heard of it.

Nah, very good, especially "Looks like he's had a stroke even when
He's on the radio."

Neatly done.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 4 2008, 11:47 PM BST

Never heard of it.

Nah, very good, especially "Looks like he's had a stroke even when
He's on the radio."

:D Thanks, I was particularly proud of that line.

Have you really not heard of it? :( I was hoping this song would be more inclusive.

Anyway, here's a link for those who are unfamiliar with such timely classics :$

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAB9B3UhouA

May I ask what kind of music you do listen to?

Quote: Rob0 @ August 5 2008, 12:14 AM BST

:D Thanks, I was particularly proud of that line.

Have you really not heard of it? :( I was hoping this song would be more inclusive.

Anyway, here's a link for those who are unfamiliar with such timely classics :$

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAB9B3UhouA

May I ask what kind of music you do listen to?

Course I've heard of it, you big nana. I listen to everything except Maximo Park.

Sorry, just being neurotic.

Quote: Rob0 @ August 5 2008, 12:25 AM BST

Sorry, just being neurotic.

You'll fit in well around here then, mate.

Top notch, the radio line is a killer, and the rest of the song seems very slick.

Good choice of song (Graham and I have heard of it) and some nice lines. Keep 'um coming:)

I do like that one, Rob. Very nicely put together.

Not one to hijack threads, so it's made me dig-out my Gordon Brown sketch too!

Dan

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