British Comedy Guide

Pass the pass question Page 7

No, it would spend too much time chasing its head.

What becomes of the broken-hearted?

It'll have to

What is all there is to know about the crying game?

Laughing out loud

Quote: sootyj @ August 4 2008, 10:27 PM BST

What is all there is to know about the crying game?

It's in the book - read it and weep.

How many tissues does the average girl use when watching The Green Mile.

Depends on if she's on the loo.

Why is life like a box of chocolates?

Because when you meet people, sometimes you get the nutty ones, or the smooth ones, or the cool ones. So really, you never know what kind of person you're going to meet.

Where is the money?

Where you least suspect it!

Why haven't I gone to sleep yet?

A long way away from me.

Does BSG corrupt the young?

Yes.

Did you really need to ask?

No

Captain Birds eye friend or enemy?

Anemone enema

Who won the race?

The human race.

What's my hat full of ?

Hat air, right up to the brim.

What is the colour of the shirt that I am not wearing?

The same shade as the pants I am ignoring.

Whats lower than low?

[quote name="sootyj" post="226917" date="August 4 2008, 11:04 PM BST"]The same shade as the pants I am ignoring.

:D

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