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But I could drop Biology instead...

Surely you want to know all about biology? Nudge nudge wink wink. ;)

Quote: Aaron @ August 4 2008, 5:24 PM BST

Surely you want to know all about biology? Nudge nudge wink wink. ;)

She's got a boyfriend to teach her that stuff.

(Apologies in advance.)

Quote: Aaron @ August 4 2008, 5:24 PM BST

Surely you want to know all about biology? Nudge nudge wink wink. ;)

All we ever do in biology lessons is about ATP, phosphorylation, and all the really dull, complicated things which nobody really cares about. Though we asked our teacher why we always do the boring rubbish, only to have screamed at us "YOU'D BE NOWHERE WITHOUT PHOTOSYNTHESIS!" :|

Quote: PhQnix @ August 4 2008, 5:25 PM BST

She's got a boyfriend to teach her that stuff.

(Apologies in advance.)

Unimpressed I did expect something along those lines...

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 4 2008, 5:28 PM BST

Unimpressed I did expect something along those lines...

You love us really! :P

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 4 2008, 5:28 PM BST

All we ever do in biology lessons is about ATP, phosphorylation, and all the really dull, complicated things which nobody really cares about. Though we asked our teacher why we always do the boring rubbish, only to have screamed at us "YOU'D BE NOWHERE WITHOUT PHOTOSYNTHESIS!" :|

Haha!

Quote: PhQnix @ August 4 2008, 5:29 PM BST

You love us really! :P

Teary And so you all get away with it because you know I'll never leave.

Quote: Aaron @ August 4 2008, 5:29 PM BST

Haha!

One girl said "But God would provide!" and he just left the room.

LOL.

Admittedly, his rant had the desired effect because as soon as the girl had said that, most of the room coughed uncomfortably and started doing the written work.

My biology teacher once ran out the classroom shouting "I am a plant, watch me photosynthesise!" He left soon afterwards.

Laughing out loud

Haha! Like when we all have to model non-cyclic phosphorylation! How I love biology lessons.

Night all! I have a target of exactly 30 posts tomorrow, but if I go over that, it'll just prove I'm pathetic! :D

We already know you are. ;)

Night! Wave

30 posts is only like 5 minutes worth of posting...!

or is that just me.

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