Quote: sootyj @ August 4 2008, 10:00 AM BSTWhich is odd cos he's got such problems with
Klingons.
Roddenberries rather than dingleberries?
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Quote: Bad dog @ August 4 2008, 9:57 AM BSTWhat blocks the toilets on the starship Enterprise?
The captain's log.
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ August 4 2008, 10:05 AM BSTRoddenberries rather than dingleberries?
Nice
Why was Lft. Uhura brown?
Cos William Shatner.
>_<
Quote: ian_w @ August 4 2008, 3:44 PM BSTWhy was Lft. Uhura brown?
Cos William Shatner.
I was so surprised that I got it, that I accidentally laughed.
I'm truly ashamed of myself now.
Quote: Finck @ August 4 2008, 4:03 PM BSTI was so surprised that I got it, that I accidentally laughed.
I'm truly ashamed of myself now.
Be proud Finck! It's a joke worthy of many a laugh.
When Mary had a little lamb the doctor was surprised. But when old Macdonald had a farm, he couldn't believe his eyes.
Quote: Aaron @ August 4 2008, 4:19 PM BSTWhen Mary had a little lamb the doctor was surprised. But when old Macdonald had a farm, he couldn't believe his eyes.
That made me picture Frank Spencer. Was it actually one of his by any chance?
He told some similar, but not that particular one as far as I recall.
Yeah - "as my mum always used to say..." 
Great, classic comedy, love SMDHE!
SMDAE*
Penguin runs into a bar - "Barman, barman, was my brother in here last night?"
"Dunno, what'd he look like?"
Why are breath mints do dangerous in a fight?
Because they're menthol.
A fresh turd and a wig got banned from my local.
One was steaming, the other was off his head.
One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the boys said, ''What is that?''
''They're smart pills,'' said the other boy. ''Eat them and they'll make you smarter.
So he ate them and said, ''These taste like crap.''
''See,'' said the other boy, ''you're getting smarter already.''