Miliband Song/Sketch Thing

DAVID MILIBAND HAS BEEN CALLED IN TO NUMBER 10 TO SEE THE PM

MILIBAND
Good holiday, Prime Minister?

BROWN
Piss off. If you've got something to say to me, Miliband, then say it to my face.

MILIBAND
Certainly, Gordon, but as is traditional, I'd like to do it through the medium of 1970s Euro disco song.

TO THE TUNE OF BONEY M'S BROWN GIRL IN THE RING

Brown, go in the bin
Tra la la la la
Or Dave Cameron's gonna win
Tra la la la la la
Brown, go in the bin
Tra la la la la
You know that your time to go has come
Come Come

Dave's got a notion
Tra la la la la
To throw you in the ocean
Tra la la la la la
He wants promotion
Tra la la la la
You can't be so obviously dumb
Dumb Dumb.

Labour's voters run dry
Stuck at the bottom of the polls
Tory bastards up high.
Shoving hot spikes up your holes

I remember just one year ago
You were gonna win it again
But you've gone and pissed off Glasgow
It's time to give the job to Dave

Mil-i-band
Mil-i-band

Brown, go in the bin
Tra la la la la
Make the Blairites grin
Tra la la la la la
Take it on the chin
Tra la la la la
You're just like a wart on the bum
Bum Bum

Good song and a good match to the tune.,

But lose the intro (they don't use em)

Also I'd alternate bum with other words in other choruses e,g, dumb, scum etc.

I thought that the intro was pretty good, but I bow to Sootyj's greater knowledge of whats more likely to be used.

Thanks, sooty. I might lose the intro and have a think about bum rhymes.

Oh it's a good intro they jsut don't usually use them.

Griff though is more of the song expert.

Frankly you're asking a member of OXford Mencap how to get into Oxford university. With regards to me and songs.

Right, altered the bum rhymes and rewritten to suit a singer other than Miliband.

Very goo in my misguided view.

Try Newsrevue, probably too late for Treason, but send it anyway may get in next month.

On its way to NR. If it tanks, it's your fault, sootyj, not mine.

Pretty good, wonder if anyone here has done Gordon Brown to the tune of Golden Brown(The Stranglers)?

The League of Gentlemen did in a News Revue parody.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=128S6_UuWUc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H19j4JrKR24(beautiful voiced) http://www.youtube.com/user/EyebrowMagazine

Cna't the League one though;

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ August 4 2008, 1:38 PM BST

Pretty good, wonder if anyone here has done Gordon Brown to the tune of Golden Brown(The Stranglers)?

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Not me - but out of interest....

http://www.pomsinoz.com/forum/news-gossip-chat/38810-gordon-brown-song.html

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They did it in series 3 of League of Gentlemen as well.

Can any one find that clip?

I liked it. Words run well with the song. If I had any suggestions it would be to re-work the verse,

Labour's voters run dry
Stuck at the bottom of the polls
Tory bastards up high.
Shoving hot spikes up your holes

But what do I know, I can't write songs.

Quote: Norman Wisdom @ August 4 2008, 6:32 PM BST

I liked it. Words run well with the song. If I had any suggestions it would be to re-work the verse,

Labour's voters run dry
Stuck at the bottom of the polls
Tory bastards up high.
Shoving hot spikes up your holes

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If it makes you feel any better, I'm ashamed of the whole hot spikes/rectum thing.