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Boo! What's your scariest picture? Page 4

Another hungry snake.

I see this photo all over the Internet and I'm reasonably certain it's all my fault. I worked at a newspaper back in the early 90s and I found this photo on the AP (or maybe it was KRT?) news wire. I copied it and posted it to a few places (including my friend's website, "Bob Reptile's Gallery of Intense Death) and now I see it everywhere - same size and file name, usually.

Sorry about the original post. I realized that it's a bit graphic for a comedy message board. Those of you who aren't squeamish can see it here:

http://www.blackbearheaven.com/snake/snake5.jpg

Quote: sootyj @ August 4 2008, 12:07 AM BST
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Quote: Finck @ August 4 2008, 12:09 AM BST

At least I didn't vote for her (and her evil boobs). If it's getting any worse here, I'm migrating to Britain.

I can't say I've ever noticed her boobs. She's definitely evil though. If only for her part in the EU not-a-constitution. Angry

Quote: Griff @ August 4 2008, 12:09 AM BST
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Quote: Griff @ August 4 2008, 12:11 AM BST

Right I'm going to cheer this whole thread up with a big picture of the fit chick from Bones and then f**k off.

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Night all.

Now SHE scares me.

Quote: DaButt @ August 4 2008, 12:13 AM BST

Another hungry snake.

I see this photo all over the Internet and I'm reasonably certain it's all my fault. I worked at a newspaper back in the early 90s and I found this photo on the AP (or maybe it was KRT?) news wire. I copied it and posted it to a few places (including my friend's website, "Bob Reptile's Gallery of Intense Death) and now I see it everywhere - same size and file name, usually.

Sorry about the original post. I realized that it's a bit graphic for a comedy message board. Those of you who aren't squeamish can see it here:

http://www.blackbearheaven.com/snake/snake5.jpg

Flipping Nora. Is that a person in there?

Quote: Aaron @ August 4 2008, 12:19 AM BST

Flipping Nora. Is that a person in there?

Yeah. I can't remember where the photo was taken, but it was somewhere near Malaysia, I think. The guy was walking through the jungle behind his house and the snake gobbled him up. The cops arrived and shot the snake, but it was too late.

That woman looks a lot like the over-plastic surgeried cat lady!!

Quote: DaButt @ August 4 2008, 12:21 AM BST

Yeah. I can't remember where the photo was taken, but it was somewhere near Malaysia, I think. The guy was walking through the jungle behind his house and the snake gobbled him up. The cops arrived and shot the snake, but it was too late.

I'm not sure whether it's just late for me or whether I'm being stupid, but I can't work out where the mouth of the snake is or where you can see the person?! I am tres dense.

I think the guy's head is the big lump on the snake.

And the pointy bit of snake between the two red bits is its sort of.. nose.

If snakes have noses...

I can see his body but it's hard to make the snake's head out.

Was tubgirl actually a video?

Quote: NickTheDon @ August 4 2008, 12:24 AM BST

I'm not sure whether it's just late for me or whether I'm being stupid, but I can't work out where the mouth of the snake is or where you can see the person?! I am tres dense.

The guy is lying face-down on the ground with his hands at his sides. The snake has already swallowed his head and is preparing for the shoulders. The underside of the snake's head is what's visible.

Quote: DaButt @ August 4 2008, 12:33 AM BST

The guy is lying face-down on the ground with his hands at his sides. The snake has already swallowed his head and is preparing for the shoulders. The underside of the snake's head is what's visible.

So why didn't the f**ker with the camera do something about it?

Quote: zooo @ August 4 2008, 12:22 AM BST

That woman looks a lot like the over-plastic surgeried cat lady!!

That's what I thought.

Quote: ian_w @ August 4 2008, 12:34 AM BST

So why didn't the f**ker with the camera do something about it?

The man and the snake were already dead when the photo was taken. I think the snake was shot by police.

Did they read it, it's

ssssssivil rights first.

Boom boom.

I not sure it's in the same league as NickTheDons, but this definitely scared me.

http://208.116.9.205/10/graphics/pics/pictures_pat69.jpg

Quote: zooo @ August 4 2008, 12:22 AM BST

That woman looks a lot like the over-plastic surgeried cat lady!!

Laughing out loud So true!

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