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Quote: Aaron @ August 3 2008, 11:39 PM BST

You don't have to be camp to be metrosexual.

Well I was just making sure. I can live with metro then.

Do you use moisturiser?

Quote: zooo @ August 3 2008, 11:40 PM BST

Do you use moisturiser?

No.

:O

Quote: zooo @ August 3 2008, 11:45 PM BST

:O

I normally have stubble. Manly, masculino stubble!

Quote: ian_w @ August 3 2008, 11:46 PM BST

I normally have stubble. Manly, masculino stubble!

Like George Michael?

goodness me.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 3 2008, 11:22 PM BST

I've changed my mind. I'm going to e-mail her and say 'thanks for all the help, can I take you out for a drink some time in return for all the hard work?'

Good plan. I like it. :)

Quote: Finck @ August 3 2008, 11:16 PM BST

I didn't even know this dating thing existed outside of American rom-coms and TV shows, until those guys I had never seen (or noticed) before started asking me out. I'm not used to talking with strangers. I'm weird.

You're one of us. :)

*tries not to sound menacing in saying that*

I've always wondered what it'd be like to be asked out. Or indeed to receive any kind of positive attention like that. Evidently it's rather awkward.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 3 2008, 11:26 PM BST

Ok, I'll pop in and say the above in person. Three socks down the pants should do it.

I salute you, Sir. *does so*

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 3 2008, 11:31 PM BST

Quick vote - email or in person?

E-mail. Sounds more casual and far less in-your-face than going in there in such an orchestrated ploy to ask her out.

Quote: zooo @ August 3 2008, 11:40 PM BST

Do you use moisturiser?

Whistling nnocently

Quote: ian_w @ August 3 2008, 11:46 PM BST

I normally have stubble. Manly, masculino stubble!

Is it any wonder you're single?

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 3 2008, 11:46 PM BST

Like George Michael?

Not really. Why, do you?

Quote: Aaron @ August 3 2008, 11:57 PM BST

Is it any wonder you're single?

Ladies find it sexy Aaron. Yes, they do!

Stubble or no stubble, I think everyone should use moisturiser.

You'll stay looking younger longer!

Quote: zooo @ August 4 2008, 12:00 AM BST

Stubble or no stubble, I think everyone should use moisturiser.

You'll stay looking younger longer!

Nah, skin products are all rip offs. They don't actually do shit.

The fancy ones are bollocks, yes.

But moisturiser works!
And isn't a rip off as you can get it very cheaply.

I mean you use soap and toothpaste, moisturiser is a necessity too!
Soft skin is very important.

And so ends the sermon.

I can vouch for the important-ness of moisturiser. I've been window cleaning for the last month and my hands get filthy and really dry and stuff, but moisturiser helps get them peachy and smooth. I like.

My sister bought me a bottle but I've never used it.

Uuuuuuse it!

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