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What are you watching on TV? Page 249

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 3 2008, 10:23 PM BST

No idea why Newcastle sold him again after getting him back.

zooo - this forum's been footy free for too long. It's only a shame it's all premiership talk - any championship peeps around? Of course Bristol City should be in the Premiership this season. :(

I have a Crystal Palace season ticket. Thanks for Carle.

Quote: zooo @ August 3 2008, 10:27 PM BST

Can't you make your own rubbish thread so I can avoid it?!
:)

No.

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 3 2008, 10:28 PM BST

Agree

Disagree. UP THE GAS!!!! (I'm also a casual Rovers fan. Sorry, but I laughed my f**king head off.

Maybe that's why there's no football talk on here. You're probably not too happy with me now.

Shame they only have casual players too.

Quote: zooo @ August 3 2008, 10:19 PM BST

The beautiful TV thread has been infected by sports talk. :(

It upsets me greatly.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 3 2008, 10:23 PM BST

this forum's been footy free for too long.

*re-writes site rules*

Mwhahahah.

Quote: PhQnix @ August 3 2008, 10:28 PM BST

I have a Crystal Palace season ticket.

I wish that the Crystal Palace was still standing. :(

Quote: Aaron @ August 3 2008, 11:00 PM BST

I wish that the Crystal Palace was still standing. :(

So do I. Croydon/South London would have something interesting nearby.

Zooo's favourite film?

A Zed and two noughts.

Really weird and slightly pervy. I have seen it before

Quote: David Chapman @ August 3 2008, 11:04 PM BST

slightly pervy

Sounds alright.

Quote: David Chapman @ August 3 2008, 11:04 PM BST

Really weird and slightly pervy.

You or the film?

A film called 'A Zed and Two Noughts'?

With a naked Frances Barber.

It is really a very stunning visual piece of work.

A Zed and Two Noughts [DVD]
[Z1097]


A film by Peter Greenaway

“The boldest and arguably the best of Peter Greenaway's fiction features…. Definitely a one-of-a-kind movie.”
- Jonathan Rosenbaum, Chicago Reader

“Two legs look so good together, don’t you think?” A masterpiece of modern cinema, A Zed and Two Noughts is Peter Greenaway’s beautifully disturbing and darkly humorous take on erotic obsession and death. Opening with an automobile-swan accident in front of the Rotterdam Zoo, two women die and a third, Alba (Andréa Ferréol), loses her leg. The two widowers, twin zoologists Oliver and Oswald (Eric and Brian Deacon, in roles originally offered to the Quay Brothers), fixate on their wives’ bodies, and slowly become obsessed with evolution and decomposition—even going as far as meticulously crafting exquisitely morbid time-lapsed films of decaying corpses and creatures. Meanwhile, a mad surgeon plots to use Alba as a subject in his experiments with animal symmetry and Vermeer homage.

With this follow-up to his acclaimed The Draughstman’s Contract, Greenaway intensifies his already striking visual style by collaborating with legendary French cinematographer Sacha Vierny to create a masterpiece of motivated light. Full of surprises and magnificent conundrums, A Zed and Two Noughts is a perversely comic and teasing treat for the mind and senses.


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Oh blimey, she's the saucy gothy one who fancies Ben in that episode of My Family, but ends up doing many x rumpy pumpy with Nick.

http://www.leninimports.com/frances_barber.html

She's gorgeous.

Also in IT Crowd.

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 3 2008, 8:22 PM BST

Have you been a good girl though? *remember Rocky Horror pics*. Don't hold your breath. :)

Laughing out loud! That was last year! It might be worse this though. :|

Quote: Aaron @ August 3 2008, 11:23 PM BST

You or the film?

Laughing out loud !!!

Currently watching 3rd Rock From The Sun. It's been years!

Paramount! :D

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