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You have to tell us what happens Simon!

Quote: Aaron @ August 3 2008, 10:51 PM BST

Can't cope? What do you do? Freeze, like a Mac with the "beachball of doom", as the Mrs calls it?

The rainbow pinwheel of gay fun.

Quote: Griff @ August 3 2008, 10:49 PM BST

It would be f**king brilliant if this girl is a lurker on BSG and has just been reading all this.

No it wouldn't.

Quote: Aaron @ August 3 2008, 10:51 PM BST

Can't cope? What do you do? Freeze, like a Mac with the "beachball of doom", as the Mrs calls it?

SPOD.

Spinning Pizza Of Doom if I recall correctly.

Quote: zooo @ August 3 2008, 10:43 PM BST

Like I said, hanging out as friends and then things happening naturally is the only way anything ever happens to me. :)

I would never have got anywhere if I relied on face-to-face interaction. InterWeb all the way.

Quote: zooo @ August 3 2008, 10:49 PM BST

ian's the biggest metrosexual since..... Aaron.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Griff @ August 3 2008, 10:49 PM BST

It would be f**king brilliant if this girl is a lurker on BSG and has just been reading all this.

LOL.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 3 2008, 10:52 PM BST

No it wouldn't.

You'll be fine Simon Lad.

Just remember a jedi uses the force for knowledge and defence never attack.

Quote: PhQnix @ August 3 2008, 10:51 PM BST

You never know she might be secretly impressed with all the forethought Simon's put into it. He better hope she hasn't read any of the weirder stuff though...

This is the fourth result on Google for Simon Stratton. Does she know your full name?

Yes, you kinda have to give it when you buy the stuff. She's even e-mailed me a few times.

What were the other results?

Quote: Aaron @ August 3 2008, 10:54 PM BST

I would never have got anywhere if I relied on face-to-face interaction. InterWeb all the way.

Did you meet your fiancé on the web? Is she part server as well?

Quote: Gavin @ August 3 2008, 10:54 PM BST

You'll be fine Simon Lad.

Just remember a jedi uses the force for knowledge and defence never attack.

Thanks Gav, but that means nothing to me.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 3 2008, 10:52 PM BST

No it wouldn't.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 3 2008, 10:54 PM BST

Yes, you kinda have to give it when you buy the stuff. She's even e-mailed me a few times.

What were the other results?

Amazon, BT Home Support and something about monkeys.

Quote: PhQnix @ August 3 2008, 10:52 PM BST

SPOD.

Spinning Pizza Of Doom if I recall correctly.

Where do you get pizzas from that they're multicoloured?!

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 3 2008, 10:54 PM BST

She's even e-mailed me a few times.

!

There you go then. E-mail her.

Quote: Aaron @ August 3 2008, 10:56 PM BST

Where do you get pizzas from that they're multicoloured?!

I don't know. I just remember SPOD for some reason.

Quote: Aaron @ August 3 2008, 10:51 PM BST

Can't cope? What do you do? Freeze, like a Mac with the "beachball of doom", as the Mrs calls it?

*rainbow coloured beachball of death.

Yes. And I do stupid things and run away. I changed tutor at uni because of it. He was supposed to be looking at my technical drawings, couldn't be sure he really was after he had asked me out.

Quote: Griff @ August 3 2008, 10:55 PM BST

Have you Googled her ? (And not in the sense "Go Ogle").

Of course not, that would be like stalking. Facebook on the other hand...

But no, her e-mails come from the gallery and are just signed off 'Arron'.

Maybe I should give her a fake name. Lets call her Petula from now on.

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