Stan Doubt
Monday 4th August 2008 1:18am
2,909 posts
Quote: Griff @ August 3 2008, 10:12 PM BST
I'm sure I've told this before, but my favourite relationship disaster story is one I read on the Web about this guy who finally got a date with the girl he fancied, only to discover at the last minute it was on the same day as his regular Dungeons And Dragons night. So of course he went to the Dungeons And Dragons night and stood the girl up (he didn't even tell her, so she actually went to the date and got humiliated waiting around.)
So then he decided he needed to apologise to her (no shit). But he couldn't face phoning, or going round to see her or anything, so ... HE DREW HER A FLOWCHART explaining the decision process that he made, and showing where it went wrong, and posted it through her letterbox at 2 am.
I can't imagine there has ever been a more socially maladjusted person than that in the history of mankind.
I had a date once that was coming round mine first, so I quickly washed up the pile of dirty plates (it was in my student days) and went to answer the door. After an hour of chatting, she said she couldn't go out after all and we'd do it another time. When she left I glanced in the mirror and realised there was a perfectly round wet patch on my groin that I had got from leaning against the sink while washing up. I never built up the confidence to call her an say, 'i know it looked like I'd pissed myself, but...'