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Quote: ian_w @ August 3 2008, 10:33 PM BST

Yes you'd better leave now, we're all just about to start showering.

Can I please stay? I'll need the moral support and a little space to cry when we hit rock bottom of the Bundesliga this season.

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I'll close my eyes while you're showering.

No no no no no

Neither am I.

Quote: ian_w @ August 3 2008, 10:37 PM BST

Green is the colour of envy Gonorrhoea, everyone knows that.

Quote: Finck @ August 3 2008, 10:37 PM BST

Can I please stay? I'll need the moral support and a little space to cry when we hit rock bottom of the Bundesliga this season.

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I'll close my eyes while you're showering.

Yay! That rarest of treasures - a lady who likes football!
Are you going to have a kick about with us? Cos if so you'll need a shower too ;)

Finck is that VFB Stuttgart? Did you sign Lehmann in the close season?

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 3 2008, 10:39 PM BST

Well I didn't actually. How do you know so much about goner..gonor...that one?

Quote: Finck @ August 3 2008, 10:37 PM BST

Can I please stay? I'll need the moral support and a little space to cry when we hit rock bottom of the Bundesliga this season.

We can offer moral support. Which is not easy when you're naked.

Quote: ian_w @ August 3 2008, 10:40 PM BST

Well I didn't actually. How do you know so much about goner..gonor...that one?

Sex education film at school. I still have nightmares.

Quote: PhQnix @ August 3 2008, 10:40 PM BST

Finck is that VFB Stuttgart? Did you sign Lehmann in the close season?

He had his first game last week. We lost 1:3 against Arsenal.

Quote: Finck @ August 3 2008, 10:45 PM BST

He had his first game last week. We lost 1:3 against Arsenal.

Aww, poor Finck. It's ok, he's got to retire soon. You're screwed if he's your first-choice this season.

Quote: Finck @ August 3 2008, 10:45 PM BST

He had his first game last week. We lost 1:3 against Arsenal.

Wow. That was a really bad move.

Joey Barton's a bargin at the moment.

Quote: sootyj @ August 3 2008, 10:30 PM BST

No it's not.

Correct.

Quote: PhQnix @ August 3 2008, 10:34 PM BST

Now we'll never be rid of her.

She's like me. She can't help reading, even if it doesn't interest her and she doesn't reply!

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 3 2008, 10:48 PM BST

Joey Barton's a bargin at the moment.

Yeeeah *removes earlier posts* he's a fantastic player and a good role model. You should buy him.

Quote: Aaron @ August 3 2008, 10:49 PM BST

Correct.

She's like me. She can't help reading, even if it doesn't interest her and she doesn't reply!

Nah, zooo hates footie.

zooo - you're a big dork!

See?

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 3 2008, 10:50 PM BST

Yeeeah *removes earlier posts* he's a fantastic player and a good role model. You should buy him.

If he ends up at West Ham I will stab someone in the eyes.

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Hey guys, can I play?

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