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Quote: zooo @ August 3 2008, 10:03 PM BST

Yeah! How did you do it Aaron?

Actually ask or 'get' a girl in the first place?

Ha! No, the actual asking bit.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 3 2008, 10:05 PM BST

Bear in mind I've already said to her that if I have to buy her chocolates every time I'm rude to her she'll be huge by the end of year. Huger, I think I said.

She's quite svelt.

You could just go in and lick her face. Worth a go?

Someone (who I was not seeing) licked my face once.
It was... interesting.

Quote: zooo @ August 3 2008, 10:03 PM BST

Yeah! How did you do it Aaron? Then Simon can try it with his Aaron. I mean Arron. (so he says)

Don't worry, I'm not secretly trying to seduce Aaron. Or am I? Whistling nnocently

Quote: zooo @ August 3 2008, 10:10 PM BST

Someone (who I was not seeing) licked my face once.
It was... interesting.

Did it work?

Well, kind of in the end, I suppose!

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 3 2008, 10:05 PM BST

Bear in mind I've already said to her that if I have to buy her chocolates every time I'm rude to her she'll be huge by the end of year. Huger, I think I said.

Ask her to make the coffee run for her afternoon break. Bring a coffee for yourself, too. Sit outside together for the coffee break.

It's not that difficult. (You might want to wait until the rain stops, though.)

Quote: Finck @ August 3 2008, 10:12 PM BST

Ask her to make the coffee run for her afternoon break. Bring a coffee for yourself, too. Sit outside together for the coffee break.

It's not that difficult. (You might want to wait until the rain stops, though.)

He's a customer. Not a colleague.

I think.

Quote: zooo @ August 3 2008, 10:10 PM BST

Someone (who I was not seeing) licked my face once.
It was... interesting.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Wow - that's one of the best apologies ever.

Quote: zooo @ August 3 2008, 10:07 PM BST

Ha! No, the actual asking bit.

Asked her out? Err, not sure I did, actually. Just kind of happened.

Quote: Griff @ August 3 2008, 10:12 PM BST

I'm sure I've told this before, but my favourite relationship disaster story is one I read on the Web about this guy who finally got a date with the girl he fancied, only to discover at the last minute it was on the same day as his regular Dungeons And Dragons night. So of course he went to the Dungeons And Dragons night and stood the girl up (he didn't even tell her, so she actually went to the date and got humiliated waiting around.)

So then he decided he needed to apologise to her (no shit). But he couldn't face phoning, or going round to see her or anything, so ... HE DREW HER A FLOWCHART explaining the decision process that he made, and showing where it went wrong, and posted it through her letterbox at 2 am.

I can't imagine there has ever been a more socially maladjusted person than that in the history of mankind.

Oh dear God. Laughing out loud

Nooooo, you plank.
How did she go from girlfriend to fiance.

Quote: zooo @ August 3 2008, 10:12 PM BST

Well, kind of in the end, I suppose!

So your face wasn't the only part of you which he licked? Way hey! :D

Quote: Finck @ August 3 2008, 10:12 PM BST

Ask her to make the coffee run for her afternoon break. Bring a coffee for yourself, too. Sit outside together for the coffee break.

It's not that difficult. (You might want to wait until the rain stops, though.)

I like this. I was also thinking of saying 'There's a problem with my painting, can I speak to you in private?' And asking her then, by saying 'I actually wanted to ask you...'. Would that work?

Ha! I didn't mean to call you a plank.

There's nothing essentially wrong with the flowchart idea. But the rest of it, now HE is a plank.

Quote: Aaron @ August 3 2008, 10:13 PM BST

He's a customer. Not a colleague.

Yes, I got that. The coffee thing is just a trick to find out when she has her afternoon break (and to spend it with her obviously).

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