EXT. NIGHT. STREET.
A MAN IS DRIVING HIS CAR SLOWLY ALONG A DIMLY-LIT STREET WHEN HE STOPS AT A HOOKER. HE WINDS HIS WINDOW DOWN.
MAN: How much?
HOOKER: Fifty quid love.
MAN: Ok, get in.
THE MAN GETS OUT AND LETS THE HOOKER INTO THE DRIVER'S SIDE, SHE PASSES THE CASH OUT THE WINDOW AND DRIVES OFF ALONE.
ENDS.
Fun and simple.
Liked it.
Yes, raised a smile.
Very good!
I'd like it if the guy who got out stood around and waited for the next car. 
Sweet!
Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 3 2008, 9:41 PM BSTI'd like it if the guy who got out stood around and waited for the next car.
Or his own car comes around again later, because the 50 quid is only for an hour.
You have a knack of getting short and funny which is admirable. I still remember your fire station sketch. That was one of yours, wasn't it?
Nice one Nigel. Like it!
Quote: SlagA @ August 3 2008, 10:26 PM BSTYou have a knack of getting short and funny which is admirable. I still remember your fire station sketch. That was one of yours, wasn't it?
Yes, fire station one was:
INT. DAY. FIRE STATION
(SFX SIREN) FIREMEN SLIDING DOWN POLE.
CUT TO FIREMEN RUNNING PAST FIRE ENGINES AS FLAMES ENGULF BUILDING.
ENDS.
I think its got more to do with laziness that I tend to write short stuff. Anyway, thanks everyone for your kind words.
Laughed out loud at that Nigel - sorry! 
I didn't see the firestation sketch first time around! Excellent!
Nowt to do with laziness. Short is an art which is hard to get spot on. But you have it nailed.
The fire station sketch is brilliant - glad to reread.
That firestation sketch would be a worthy addition to any sketch show ever made by anybody, past or present!