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Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 3 2008, 9:19 PM BST

Stop PMing me then - I don't take luncheon vouchers.

I'm not that poor. I'm at a grammar school, I'm in relative poverty because my family only has one house.

But still five cars?

Does anyone have any advice about asking a girl out who works in a gallery? Trouble is there's three other people who work there. I've already bought two pieces and can't afford any more.

Arron's a girl's name in Wales. Aaron, have you been deceiving us with your gender all this time? Are you really a hot lass?

Quote: Aaron @ August 3 2008, 9:25 PM BST

But still five cars?

Just the two. It's a wonder we manage to get anywhere.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 3 2008, 9:27 PM BST

Does anyone have any advice about asking a girl out who works in a gallery? Trouble is there's three other people who work there. I've already bought two pieces and can't afford any more.

Is there different protocol depending on where a girl works?

Quote: PhQnix @ August 3 2008, 9:27 PM BST

Just the two. It's a wonder we manage to get anywhere.

Now your talking my language - what's the mileage?

Quote: PhQnix @ August 3 2008, 9:28 PM BST

Is there different protocol depending on where a girl works?

Not really, but I don't really want an audience...

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 3 2008, 9:28 PM BST

Now your talking my language - what's the mileage?

Well I'm about three miles from my house and the car is currently on it's way to pick me up. The mileage could be anything from 1-3.

Disclaimer: I know f**k all about cars.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 3 2008, 9:28 PM BST

Not really, but I don't really want an audience...

Stalk her for a bit and find her when she's on her own. Sorted.

Quote: PhQnix @ August 3 2008, 9:29 PM BST

Stalk her for a bit and find her when she's on her own. Sorted.

How's it going with scats by the way? :P

Quote: Griff @ August 3 2008, 9:30 PM BST

Tough call. Obviously since she works in a gallery, she earns f**k all. So either she's absolutely skint, in which case, you could probably rock her world for about ten quid by taking her shopping in Primark and rounding things off with a slap-up feast at Nandos, or, she is so rich she doesn't need to worry about money, in which case you are screwed.

Hope that helps.

Can you be my life coach?

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 3 2008, 9:27 PM BST

Does anyone have any advice about asking a girl out who works in a gallery? Trouble is there's three other people who work there. I've already bought two pieces and can't afford any more.

How big is it? Is it a proper gallery, or is it just an empty shop with a few paintings hung on plain white or cream walls, and a couple of random lumps of 'art' on equally plainly coloured MDF plinths?

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 3 2008, 9:27 PM BST

Arron's a girl's name in Wales. Aaron, have you been deceiving us with your gender all this time? Are you really a hot lass?

Not the last time I checked, no.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 3 2008, 9:33 PM BST

How's it going with scats by the way? :P

Haha!

Quote: Aaron @ August 3 2008, 9:34 PM BST

How big is it? Is it a proper gallery, or is it just an empty shop with a few paintings hung on plain white or cream walls, and a couple of random lumps of 'art' on equally plainly coloured MDF plinths?

Not the last time I checked, no.

It's kinda half way between the two. They have free bubbly, but it's cheap cava.

You're a lass, but you're not hot? Sick

Alas, no. :(

Anyway. Hm. Tricky. Tricky. I wish I could advise, but I have all the social skills of a retarded ostrich.

But you did manage to get someone to say 'yes', so you're one up already.

Maybe I should tone down the 'humour' with her.

Yeah! How did you do it Aaron? Then Simon can try it with his Aaron. I mean Arron. (so he says)

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 3 2008, 10:00 PM BST

But you did manage to get someone to say 'yes', so you're one up already.

Well, yes, I suppose that's true.

Bear in mind I've already said to her that if I have to buy her chocolates every time I'm rude to her she'll be huge by the end of year. Huger, I think I said.

She's quite svelt.

Oops!
Never fear. She may think you're endearingly idiotic.

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