Aaron if I ever amuse some one who found Sex Lives of the Potatomen funny, I would turn my word processor off for good.
If I matched the awfulness of that film, I would have fallen trhough a black hole of utter unfunniness.
Either that or I'd offer to write the next series of Love they Nieghbour.
I bought it cos I love Mark Gatiss too much. And have to buy everything he's in.
sootyj, you'll be glad to know that I found a few of your comments this week rather amusing.
I should watch Sex Lives Of The Potato Men again and see what it's like now.
Thanks my writing style is akin to the US airforce bombing a wedding.
Becuase some one in there must be an insurgent.
n.b. Sex lives is an awful film, with some fantastic actors.
The COnfession films it seems based on weren't all that bad.
Kinda like a rougher, more knowing Carry On.
Good bye what little was left of my good reputation.
The Confessions films were awwwwwwwwwwwful.
But a shining example of cinematography in comparison to the mostly-and-quite-rightly forgotten Adventures Of ones!
Those I haven't even heard of.
Of course it was the Quota act in the 1930s that killed the UK film industry, by tying it to gouvernment funding for all eternity.
Quote: sootyj @ August 3 2008, 5:00 PM BSTThose I haven't even heard of.
For the best. Believe me. I'll sit through anything, but those were just painful.
Quote: Aaron @ August 3 2008, 12:22 AM BST"OH ROBYN! I love you so much. You're beautiful, brilliant, wonderful. Why would anyone not like you?"
"No! I'm not! You're the lovely one!"
"But you're so sweet and clever! You can do anything you want. Oxford would be mad not to take you."
"No, I really can't. You're good with English literature, far better than I am!"Repeat ad infinitum.
I wasn't even her to defend myself against that!
There's no defence of the truth.
It's not true! *sticks tongue out and runs away*
It is!
Isn't! I will win this, somehow.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 3 2008, 6:40 PM BSTIt's not true! *sticks tongue out and runs away*
Well now that you're finally here I must say you've done a thoroughly fine job of defending yourself. A lawyer in the making!
Quote: ian_w @ August 3 2008, 6:57 PM BSTWell now that you're finally here I must say you've done a thoroughly fine job of defending yourself. A lawyer in the making!
Notice how I didn't bother arguing at this point? It's because *sticks tongue out and runs away* is such a formidable argument.
Quote: ian_w @ August 3 2008, 6:57 PM BSTWell now that you're finally here I must say you've done a thoroughly fine job of defending yourself. A lawyer in the making!
I was planning to be, at one point, actually!
Quote: PhQnix @ August 3 2008, 6:59 PM BSTNotice how I didn't bother arguing at this point? It's because *sticks tongue out and runs away* is such a formidable argument.
*That* is undeniable!