Quote: sootyj @ August 3 2008, 12:47 AM BSTI had a necrophiliac relation with Denmarks greatest physicisit of the 40s, and the Emperor of Mongo.
I gave up it was f**king dead Bores-Ming.
I jsut invented that.
Should I be proud?
Yes yes yes yes yes.....no.
Quote: Winterlight @ August 3 2008, 12:58 AM BSTNo! Enough of the puns already! Marc P is the king of puns!
Are you his agent?
Whats black and white and red all over?
The Labour party.
Quote: ian_w @ August 3 2008, 12:59 AM BSTWhy are you talking to yourself?
La, la, la, I'm not listening.
Nor am I.
Ah, it's Mrs Bandage then!
Quote: sootyj @ August 3 2008, 12:59 AM BSTOh well, so much for originality
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anne Frank?
Anne Frank who?
Achtung Juden!
Now that made me laugh.
Quote: roscoff @ August 3 2008, 12:59 AM BSTYes yes yes yes yes.....no.
you are the assist cube from Tron, I claim my 5 pound.
Delightful
quiet down brain dome boy 
I merely appreciated your pun.
...oh...well carry on.
Tron boy 
That guy in your avatar always reminds me of that South Park episode now sooty.
Which one?
Canada on strike. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=YW6Lm9boMYk
The 'real' footage wasn't in the episode.
hahaha That 'Star Wars Kid' still cracks me up.
Quote: Gavin @ August 3 2008, 1:12 AM BSTyou are the assist cube from Tron, I claim my 5 pound.
You are a geek and I claim my copy of 'Bill Gates: The Masturbation Years'.
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 3 2008, 1:21 AM BSTCanada on strike. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=YW6Lm9boMYk
The 'real' footage wasn't in the episode.
hahaha That 'Star Wars Kid' still cracks me up.
How did I miss that, it's genius.