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Gavin is a bitch.

Quote: ian_w @ August 3 2008, 12:37 AM BST

Gavin is a bitch.

But he's our bitch.

Wait. That sounds odd.

Elliot wants to do sex to Gavin.

Quote: PhQnix @ August 3 2008, 12:27 AM BST

Well, yes, there is that... >_<

But that really doesn't prove anything beyond the fact that we're both low on self-confidence. I'm sure I could find a bunch of posts between you and zooo which are similar in tone and content, I don't think you'd say the same things about yourselves as you do about me.

I knew you'd mention that. But is there not quite a clear difference between the constant "you're so amazing" as above, and just being bloody filthy to entertain ourselves?

Quote: zooo @ August 3 2008, 12:34 AM BST

Extra gay sprinkles?
Awesome!

I thought you were going to bed. Them buns won't make themselves, y'knows. Apart from the magic self-making buns.

I'm only going to bed becasue I should, not cos I want to. I'm not even tired. :(

Quote: zooo @ August 3 2008, 12:39 AM BST

Elliot wants to do sex to Gavin.

:(

Quote: Aaron @ August 3 2008, 12:40 AM BST

I knew you'd mention that. But is there not quite a clear difference between the constant "you're so amazing" as above, and just being bloody filthy to entertain ourselves?

Yes. But it's not always you two being 'filthy.' There are many instances where zooo is just attempting to break down your distorted self-image. Which is the same, just less teenagery.

Quote: zooo @ August 3 2008, 12:41 AM BST

I'm only going to bed becasue I should, not cos I want to. I'm not even tired. :(

Awwwwwwwwww :(
Tell them to f**k off. Say you're on your woman's periods or something.

Quote: Aaron @ August 3 2008, 12:22 AM BST

You ever taken time to read the back-and-forth conversations between you two? It might be genuine banter for you guys, but to everyone else it reads thus:

"OH ROBYN! I love you so much. You're beautiful, brilliant, wonderful. Why would anyone not like you?"
"No! I'm not! You're the lovely one!"
"But you're so sweet and clever! You can do anything you want. Oxford would be mad not to take you."
"No, I really can't. You're good with English literature, far better than I am!"

Repeat ad infinitum.

You do have some talent after all Aaron. I think you should send this to Mills & Boon.

Quote: ian_w @ August 3 2008, 12:42 AM BST

woman's periods

Laughing out loud

Quote: ian_w @ August 3 2008, 12:42 AM BST

Awwwwwwwwww :(
Tell them to f**k off. Say you're on your woman's periods or something.

You can't tell the buns to f**k off, ian_w.

I often do though. Especially when I pick them up and they're a bit hotter than I expected.

Quote: ian_w @ August 3 2008, 12:32 AM BST

Yeah. Them two want to, like, do SEX.

Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ August 3 2008, 12:44 AM BST

I often do though. Especially when I pick them up and they're a bit hotter than I expected.

Do the bread rolls tell them they're great after you've cussed them out?

Strangely the french sticks are the most supportive.

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