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Teary *hugs the bear better*

Sorry, Boris.

Quote: ian_w @ July 30 2008, 5:19 PM BST

I wrote my geography teacher a love letter saying I was too distracted thinking about her and it actually fecking worked! She went on about it for years afterwards. I thought she was going to roast me for that!

LOL.

Quote: PhQnix @ July 30 2008, 5:21 PM BST

I might try this technique. Actually all of my teachers are horrible or old men, does it work if you really like your old English teacher who's now left the school? *sigh*

Look her up on the InterWebs. I search for teachers I got on well with, every now and again. :)

Quote: PhQnix @ July 30 2008, 5:23 PM BST

The librarian was straight-up-big-tits-in-your-face attractive.

Like someone I saw tonight. Very stereotypically attractive. Not what I'd usually 'go' for at all. But she was gorgeous. *sigh*

Quote: Aaron @ August 2 2008, 11:56 PM BST

Look her up on the InterWebs. I search for teachers I got on well with, every now and again. :)

Says the saddest man in the world.

Quote: Aaron @ August 2 2008, 11:56 PM BST

Like someone I saw tonight. Very stereotypically attractive. Not what I'd usually 'go' for at all. But she was gorgeous. *sigh*

...Mimi?

:D

Quote: PhQnix @ July 30 2008, 5:44 PM BST

What did you say? "Women should have the vote!"

Actually even you're not that weird...

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Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 30 2008, 5:41 PM BST

My advice is to go to the same uni as PhQnix, on the same course, then you guys can get together and we'll be related. :)

:D

Quote: zooo @ August 3 2008, 12:00 AM BST

...Mimi?

:D

Blonde, yes. But noooooooo! Certainly not!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 2 2008, 7:18 PM BST

They didn't teach French?

If only. I didn't know how much I hated them then. I suffered 5 (I think) years of French lessons. Twice a week towards the end. Teary

Quote: ian_w @ August 2 2008, 7:26 PM BST

Of course - I have mountains of it!

DAMN YOU AND YOUR STOLEN GOLD!

Quote: ian_w @ August 2 2008, 7:29 PM BST

To be fair, it is quite clear that you want to pork her. Whistling nnocently

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Quote: PhQnix @ August 2 2008, 7:30 PM BST

I don't think he'll get bored either way.

You know me so well! ;)

Quote: Aaron @ August 2 2008, 11:56 PM BST

Look her up on the InterWebs. I search for teachers I got on well with, every now and again. :)

Oh, I hardly spoke to her. I had, like, three conversations with her in the year she taught at my school. One about university, one about my vegetarianism (she mocked me) and a final conversation about how I was going to die. So contacting her would be a little odd.

Quote: PhQnix @ August 2 2008, 7:33 PM BST

Somehow I think that people tend to overstep the mark with these constant accusations. It's just annoying.

If you toned it down a little, people would have the ammo to make the comments with.

Quote: PhQnix @ August 3 2008, 12:04 AM BST

Oh, I hardly spoke to her. I had, like, three conversations with her in the year she taught at my school. One about university, one about my vegetarianism (she mocked me) and a final conversation about how I was going to die. So contacting her would be a little odd.

Three convo' is more then I had with one of my ex's

Quote: zooo @ August 2 2008, 7:16 PM BST

You liked the uniform?

Nope!

Wait for it ... It was actually because I'd seen the school's minibus proclaiming *SCHOOL NAME* HIGH on the side. (As opposed to *SCHOOL NAME* GRAMMAR SCHOOL etc.) And as this was at the time of CBBC's Sweet Valley High repeats, I thought it sounded quite cool. >_<

Never saw that bus again. Just the one time.

Quote: Gavin @ August 3 2008, 12:07 AM BST

Three convo' is more then I had with one of my ex's

You don't, perhaps, see the link between the number of conversations and the term "ex?"

Quote: Aaron @ August 3 2008, 12:06 AM BST

If you toned it down a little, people would have the ammo to make the comments with.

Toned it down? How?

Quote: PhQnix @ August 3 2008, 12:04 AM BST

Oh, I hardly spoke to her. I had, like, three conversations with her in the year she taught at my school. One about university, one about my vegetarianism (she mocked me) and a final conversation about how I was going to die. So contacting her would be a little odd.

Ahhh, ok. Well, mocking a vegetarian means she must be pretty cool! ;)

Quote: Aaron @ August 3 2008, 12:08 AM BST

Nope!

Wait for it ... It was actually because I'd seen the school's minibus proclaiming *SCHOOL NAME* HIGH on the side. (As opposed to *SCHOOL NAME* GRAMMAR SCHOOL etc.) And as this was at the time of CBBC's Sweet Valley High repeats, I thought it sounded quite cool. >_<

Never saw that bus again. Just the one time.

You are blinking awesome.

I was looking on ebay this afternoon for Sweet Valley High books.

Quote: zooo @ August 2 2008, 7:57 PM BST

*Throws teddy bear at door*
*it bounces off*
*feels bad for bear*

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

(That is so like Jessie. :D)

Quote: Gavin @ August 2 2008, 11:58 PM BST

Says the saddest man in the world.

You raaaaaaaaaaanggggggg?

Well, clearly you should stop annoying her so much that she has to throw things at you. :)

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