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Cooool!

Quote: ian_w @ August 2 2008, 7:12 PM BST

It wooooon't! *strokes zooo's head* *tries his luck going tactfully lower*

Laughing out loud

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 2 2008, 7:26 PM BST

Laughing out loud! Consulting me on fishnets and heels for October, actually!

Are you sure he's not asking your advice on fishing for eels?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 2 2008, 7:26 PM BST

Laughing out loud! Consulting me on fishnets and heels for October, actually!

If he's being open about his cross-dressing then you don't have to worry. It's when you come home and discover him mincing about in lingerie that you begin to fret.

Quote: ian_w @ August 2 2008, 7:28 PM BST

Are you sure he's not asking your advice on fishing for eels?

I'm pretty sure that he's talking about shoes and tights, actually...

Andy's daring me to go blonde for it now!

Quote: PhQnix @ August 2 2008, 7:29 PM BST

If he's being open about his cross-dressing then you don't have to worry. It's when you come home and discover him mincing about in lingerie that you begin to fret.

I wouldn't be surprised I don't think...

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 2 2008, 7:42 PM BST

Andy's daring me to go blonde for it now!

Don't do it! Blonde is reserved for special people.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 2 2008, 7:42 PM BST

I wouldn't be surprised I don't think...

Time to start putting mouse traps in your knicker drawer I think. That's what I used to do anyway when my sister started trying to borrow mine.

Quote: PhQnix @ August 2 2008, 7:42 PM BST

Don't do it! Blonde is reserved for special people.

Laughing out loud It wouldn't be for very long, so I think that the secret society that monitors all the blondes in the world would look over it.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 2 2008, 7:45 PM BST

Laughing out loud It wouldn't be for very long, so I think that the secret society that monitors all the blondes in the world would look over it.

I don't think we would.

Do I have to bribe the council with something? Lemon juice?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 2 2008, 7:49 PM BST

Do I have to bribe the council with something? Lemon juice?

Nope. Unnatural blondes confuse and anger the council. Your only hope for being blonde is to be reincarnated as one of us. Sorry, it's the way of the world.

Laughing out loud! I can't believe I was even considering it! Rolling eyes

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 2 2008, 7:52 PM BST

Laughing out loud! I can't believe I was even considering it! Rolling eyes

Good. I thought I was going to have to put in a call to Sweden, they have a special army unit trained to deal with these things.

Oh no! We used to have a whole, massive, private joke built up around Sweden!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 2 2008, 7:58 PM BST

Oh no! We used to have a whole, massive, private joke built up around Sweden!

Does it change the content of what I just said?

A little, but the two can coexist!

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