Cooool!
Quote: ian_w @ August 2 2008, 7:12 PM BSTIt wooooon't! *strokes zooo's head* *tries his luck going tactfully lower*
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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 2 2008, 7:26 PM BST
Are you sure he's not asking your advice on fishing for eels?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 2 2008, 7:26 PM BST
If he's being open about his cross-dressing then you don't have to worry. It's when you come home and discover him mincing about in lingerie that you begin to fret.
Quote: ian_w @ August 2 2008, 7:28 PM BSTAre you sure he's not asking your advice on fishing for eels?
I'm pretty sure that he's talking about shoes and tights, actually...
Andy's daring me to go blonde for it now!
Quote: PhQnix @ August 2 2008, 7:29 PM BSTIf he's being open about his cross-dressing then you don't have to worry. It's when you come home and discover him mincing about in lingerie that you begin to fret.
I wouldn't be surprised I don't think...
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 2 2008, 7:42 PM BSTAndy's daring me to go blonde for it now!
Don't do it! Blonde is reserved for special people.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 2 2008, 7:42 PM BSTI wouldn't be surprised I don't think...
Time to start putting mouse traps in your knicker drawer I think. That's what I used to do anyway when my sister started trying to borrow mine.
Quote: PhQnix @ August 2 2008, 7:42 PM BSTDon't do it! Blonde is reserved for special people.
It wouldn't be for very long, so I think that the secret society that monitors all the blondes in the world would look over it.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 2 2008, 7:45 PM BST
I don't think we would.
Do I have to bribe the council with something? Lemon juice?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 2 2008, 7:49 PM BSTDo I have to bribe the council with something? Lemon juice?
Nope. Unnatural blondes confuse and anger the council. Your only hope for being blonde is to be reincarnated as one of us. Sorry, it's the way of the world.
! I can't believe I was even considering it! 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 2 2008, 7:52 PM BST
Good. I thought I was going to have to put in a call to Sweden, they have a special army unit trained to deal with these things.
Oh no! We used to have a whole, massive, private joke built up around Sweden!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 2 2008, 7:58 PM BSTOh no! We used to have a whole, massive, private joke built up around Sweden!
Does it change the content of what I just said?
A little, but the two can coexist!