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Give Blood? Page 9

Quote: zooo @ August 2 2008, 12:47 AM BST

Maybe it's obvious, or at least implied in a man's demeanour, whether he's going to be a giver or receiver. Lots of gay men seem to think they can 'tell'.

I have no preference. Happy either end. Cool

Quote: zooo @ August 2 2008, 12:47 AM BST

Hurray! Did Chip miss you?

Yep. He was crouching down on the driveway waiting for us to return. Huzzah!

Oh bless him.

Quote: Aaron @ August 2 2008, 1:09 AM BST

I have no preference. Happy either end. Cool

And indeed you.

And don't the red handkerchiefs signal something?

Not that I'm an expert you understand!

Aaron's a Blood?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloods

Hey man, I ain't no nigga! *makes a pathetic attempt at a 'street' gesture*

*takes Aaron's hand and shows him the proper sideways pistol-shooting grip*

Blimey. And they actually can fi- Oh. I think I just killed a homeless man. RUN!

..to the next one! Yay! *bang*

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 1 2008, 11:30 PM BST

I know this has been asked a million times, and I probably shouldn't be saying this, but it is one of those questions you have to ask at one time in your life like 'why is the sky blue' or 'where do babies come from?'. Ok - you're a gay man, you go on a night out and are lucky enough to pull, how is it decided who is the giver and who is the receiver?

My Gay mate has said this in the past:

1. In his experience it's pretty much pre-ordained.

2. When a man meets a new woman how does he know if she'll take it up the rear or be willing to put on a strap-on and give YOU one?

Fair comment, I said.

I have never asked him if he's a giver or receiver. I reckon he's a receiver as he says he's looking for a husband.

Anyway, talking to people about their sexual preferences is pretty damn uninteresting. Personally, I don't give a bugger! >_<

Quote: Frankie Rage @ August 2 2008, 11:12 AM BST

2. When a man meets a new woman how does he know if she'll take it up the rear or be willing to put on a strap-on and give YOU one?

You know, strangely enough, throughout my entire experience of nights out, that's never come up?

Sadly, for some there's not much else to come up.

Another question that bugs me - how do superheroes go to the toilet? They don't have any downstairs zips in their costumes.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 2 2008, 8:24 PM BST

Another question that bugs me - how do superheroes go to the toilet? They don't have any downstairs zips in their costumes.

Kenny Everett did a Spiderman sketch about that.

Dissipation.

Quote: David Chapman @ August 2 2008, 11:25 PM BST

Kenny Everett did a Spiderman sketch about that.

And most excellent it was too.

(IIRC there was more than one though.)

Quote: Aaron @ August 2 2008, 12:44 AM BST

Yeah, but there's got to be a point half-way down the line where things might need to be, er, said.

"Shall I be mother?"

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