Quote: zooo @ August 2 2008, 1:03 AM BSTAnything you like, flower.
You're gonna need to get those dungers out again 
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Quote: PhQnix @ August 1 2008, 2:06 PM BSTBooo. We've already planned the wedding, you have to say yes!
If Gavin pulls out, I'll take his place.
Quote: PhQnix @ August 1 2008, 3:00 PM BSTAll the best boys are slightly gay.
In zooo's world, all of the best boys are totally gay.
But wouldn't mind inviting her in for a sandwich.
Quote: PhQnix @ August 1 2008, 3:11 PM BSTI'm not ordering/buying the DVD, everyone thinks I'm gay as it is.
Do it. Bitch. You will LOVE seeing how Robyn will dress.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 1 2008, 3:54 PM BSTIt's not showing the newest page of posts for some of the threads.
Peculiar quirk it's been doing from time to time. Should be sorted for now. Tell me if it happens again.
Quote: PhQnix @ August 1 2008, 4:00 PM BSTIt's 'cos Aaron isn't here. I've always imagined he's half-machine, bionic if you will, and he himself powers the servers. He hooks himself to his computer an fuses his life source with it. His own heartbeat drives this precipitous little internet world. Now he isn't here the servers are beginning to creak and break down, their flaws are being exposed.
That is basically how it works, yes.
Quote: PhQnix @ August 1 2008, 4:05 PM BSTNothing about him being 'one with the computer' though?
It's like two separated lovers, their lives continue but only as shadows. I imagine he is languishing in some Welsh hotel, afraid of a future without his forums. The server, meanwhile, chugs away half hearted.
Quote: PhQnix @ August 1 2008, 5:00 PM BST"The best moments in reading are when you come across something — a thought, a feeling, a way of looking at things — that you'd thought special, particular to you. And here it is, set down by someone else, a person you've never met, maybe even someone long dead. And it's as if a hand has come out, and taken yours."
"...And shown you that you're not special after all; you're just another talentless f**king bastard with no discernable qualities or capabilities to make you stand out from 'the crowd'."
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 1 2008, 5:38 PM BSTWho am I *not* marrying!?
Me.
Quote: PhQnix @ August 1 2008, 5:38 PM BSTLies! Lies!
Graham's dressed as a priest someone has to get married.
He seems to have donned a full Islamic female dress thingy now. I forget what they're called. The ones that look REALLY stupid anyway.
Quote: Gavin @ August 1 2008, 6:00 PM BST
You want us to think your a lesbian so you can push those DVD's your sellin
Your grammar displeases me greatly! *brandishes mace*
Quote: PhQnix @ August 1 2008, 6:04 PM BSTIt only goes to far when the members of BSG turn up at your door, humming the wedding march, with zooo trussed up like a pseudo-lesbian turkey and quickly ask you "Do you want to be the groom or the bride?"
... *shudder*
Quote: NickTheDon @ August 1 2008, 6:54 PM BSTI've had a shit week at work and I want to go and get roaringly drunk but I have literally no one to go with. How lame is that?
Far less 'lame' than the fact you want to go and get drunk.
Quote: Paul W @ August 1 2008, 7:10 PM BSTDo I detect a note of sarcasm?
If not, I'm weirded out.
No, he really is that freaking odd.
Quote: Winterlight @ August 2 2008, 12:16 AM BSTI've never owned a suit. One day.
It's not all it's hyped up to be.
Quote: ian_w @ August 2 2008, 12:58 AM BSTAre you nearly caught up yet Azza?
Woo hoo! Done!
... In this thread anyway. >_<
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 1 2008, 12:58 PM BSTIt's really weird here! Bright and sunny out in the front drive; and tipping it down in the back garden!
Is that a euphemism?
(Sorry if someone else said the same thing because I couldn't be arsed to read all the posts)
Quote: Aaron @ August 2 2008, 1:31 AM BSTIf Gavin pulls out, I'll take his place.
Well we'll have to see how Paul feels about it first...
Quote: Aaron @ August 2 2008, 1:31 AM BSTDo it. Bitch. You will LOVE seeing how Robyn will dress.
Contrary to how your mind works I don't work on a simplistic desire to see Robyn in skimpy outfits.
Quote: Aaron @ August 2 2008, 1:31 AM BST...And shown you that you're not special after all; you're just another talentless f**king bastard with no discernable qualities or capabilities to make you stand out from 'the crowd'."
I don't think it's entirely possible to condense all of the things that make you unique into a couple of paragraphs.
Quote: Aaron @ August 2 2008, 1:31 AM BSTHe seems to have donned a full Islamic female dress thingy now. I forget what they're called. The ones that look REALLY stupid anyway.
Hijab? He's a cowboy now anyway...
Quote: Aaron @ August 2 2008, 1:31 AM BSTNo, he really is that freaking odd.
Quote: zooo @ August 2 2008, 12:25 AM BSTAnd the rest of us whose curiosity was piqued.
It's a bad picture. So, no. No one can see it.
Quote: zooo @ August 2 2008, 12:25 AM BSTI came across PhQnix on facebook the other day!
I say that as if it was by accident, but I typed his name in, obviously.
It's a nice hand, isn't it?
Quote: PhQnix @ August 2 2008, 8:39 AM BSTContrary to how your mind works I don't work on a simplistic desire to see Robyn in skimpy outfits.
I think you're confusing me with Gavin.
Quote: PhQnix @ August 2 2008, 8:39 AM BSTI don't think it's entirely possible to condense all of the things that make you unique into a couple of paragraphs.
For an English student, you do take some things rather too literally.
Quote: PhQnix @ August 2 2008, 8:39 AM BSTIt's a nice hand, isn't it?
Does it have its own dress and makeup for before?
Quote: Aaron @ August 2 2008, 9:33 AM BSTI think you're confusing me with Gavin.
Aah. That's not what I meant. I meant that despite what you believe I don't think like that. It's early and I'm a teenager therefore I'm allowed to sense make no.
Quote: Aaron @ August 2 2008, 9:33 AM BSTDoes it have its own dress and makeup for before?
That's a fairly detailed ritual, something you'd like to share Aaron?
Quote: PhQnix @ August 2 2008, 9:52 AM BSTAah. That's not what I meant. I meant that despite what you believe I don't think like that. It's early and I'm a teenager therefore I'm allowed to sense make no.
Ahhh I see. Well I wasn't implying that your mind DOES work like that, just that it might, you know, help. Or something. It's too early.
Quote: PhQnix @ August 2 2008, 9:52 AM BSTThat's a fairly detailed ritual, something you'd like to share Aaron?
Well less a dress, more the Doctor's suit, really.
Quote: Aaron @ August 2 2008, 9:33 AM BSTI think you're confusing me with Gavin.
HEY!
Quote: Aaron @ August 2 2008, 10:12 AM BSTWell less a dress, more the Doctor's suit, really.
Ooooh. Fancy.
Quote: Gavin @ August 2 2008, 10:44 AM BSTHEY!
I think he was bang on the mark there Gavin.
Quote: PhQnix @ August 2 2008, 10:46 AM BSTI think he was bang on the mark there Gavin.
Quiet down Aaron fanboy.
Quote: Gavin @ August 2 2008, 10:48 AM BSTQuiet down Aaron fanboy.
We agree on one thing and I'm a fanboy? 
Quote: PhQnix @ August 2 2008, 10:49 AM BSTWe agree on one thing and I'm a fanboy?
I was going to say cock knocker. But Lesser of two evils.
You are both very wrong though.
Quote: Gavin @ August 2 2008, 10:52 AM BSTI was going to say cock knocker. But Lesser of two evils.
Nice and classy.
Quote: Gavin @ August 2 2008, 10:52 AM BSTYou are both very wrong though.
Sure we are.
Quote: PhQnix @ August 2 2008, 11:04 AM BSTNice and classy.
Would you rather I wrote out an insult in poetry form 
Quote: Gavin @ August 2 2008, 10:52 AM BSTYou are both very wrong though.
Yes. *pats Gavin on the head*