Quote: PhQnix @ August 1 2008, 5:10 PM BSTI'm not sure how viable opening with a quote is. I remember someone saying something about opening with a quote, but I don't know whether it was good or bad.
3..
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1..MILD PANIC.
What you crazy guys doin?
Nope! No panic! I got told it was a good thing. 
Quote: Gavin @ August 1 2008, 5:11 PM BSTWhat you crazy guys doin?
Just watch...
Damn!
Someone applying for Biology apparently wrote "Sex." as their first line in an attempt to be funny; and it fell flat on it's arse.
"SEX. Now that I have your attention I think you should consider my application because... ....If that isn't good enough remember "I'm very easy, we could have lots of SEX. 
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Quote: PhQnix @ August 1 2008, 5:15 PM BST"SEX. Now that I have your attention I think you should consider my application because... ....If that isn't good enough remember "I'm very easy, we could have lots of SEX.
Quote: Gavin @ August 1 2008, 5:17 PM BST
That isn't my application. >_<
Haha! I think it was more to do with the fact that he wanted to do biology, and so traced everything backwards. The teacher telling the story particularly clarified, if I remember rightly, that it wasn't that he just wrote "Sex. This is when I first discovered my interest in biology."
Quote: PhQnix @ August 1 2008, 5:17 PM BSTThat isn't my application. >_<
what you applying for? Currys?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 1 2008, 5:17 PM BSTHaha! I think it was more to do with the fact that he wanted to do biology, and so traced everything backwards. The teacher telling the story particularly clarified, if I remember rightly, that it wasn't that he just wrote "Sex. This is when I first discovered my interest in biology."
Oh. At least he was being honest. The most interesting lessons in biology were the sex-ed ones. Except for the ones on the workings of the female body, that was all icky.
That's what he *didn't* say though! 
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Quote: Gavin @ August 1 2008, 5:18 PM BSTwhat you applying for? Currys?
Thanks for that confidence booster. University, actually.
Me too Gav - if anywhere'll have me!
Quote: PhQnix @ August 1 2008, 5:20 PM BSTThanks for that confidence booster. University, actually.
oh right.
Confidence boost....boy you need to put your ovaries in your purse and stop taking everything to heart.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 1 2008, 5:21 PM BSTMe too Gav - if anywhere'll have me!
Arent you going to Xavier's?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 1 2008, 5:21 PM BSTMe too Gav - if anywhere'll have me!
"Brick wall meet head, head meet brick wall." Rinse, lather, repeat.