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Population control - not controversial I hope.. Page 9

Quote: DaButt @ August 1 2008, 1:40 AM BST

My last girlfriend was only 7 years older than my daughter. :$

The current one is a respectable 13 years older. ;)

Once a woman is past 25 they can only get older men anyway!

Women of 25 to 30 want guys their own age but of course the 30 year old guys want 19 year olds for girlfriends.. and they can get 'em, of course.

C'est la guerre! :)

My wife is ageless.. and a goddess to boot, I tell her! :)

Quote: DaButt @ August 1 2008, 1:47 AM BST

We're talking about overcrowding and there you go, throwing an unnecessary letter onto a perfectly good word.

Laughing out loud

It's not English though - but I suppose neither are you.

Quote: Frankie Rage @ August 1 2008, 1:47 AM BST

Once a woman is past 25 they can only get older men anyway!

Women of 25 to 30 want guys their own age but of course the 30 year old guys want 19 year olds for girlfriends.. and they can get 'em, of course.

C'est la guerre! :)

My wife is ageless.. and a goddess to boot, I tell her! :)

You're lucky, mine's just a boot, nothing remotely godly about her.

Quote: Frankie Rage @ August 1 2008, 1:47 AM BST

My wife is ageless.. and a goddess to boot, I tell her! :)

That's not a nice thing to do!

My wife is fine. She just spends too much. She 'needs things' and 'security'. It's all an illusion, I tell her. Get out to work, she tells me! :)

Quote: DaButt @ August 1 2008, 1:40 AM BST

My last girlfriend was only 7 years older than my daughter. :$

The current one is a respectable 13 years older. ;)

!!!!

Ian W king of misqoutes.

Whistling nnocently

Except for when he's quoting me, of course.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 1 2008, 1:40 PM BST

Except for when he's quoting me, of course.

He doesnt need to smut up your posts ;)

Laughing out loud If he did, then I think that it'd break the space-time continuum or something.

Laughing out loud

Just gotta hope DaButt's got a sense of humour now :)

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If only the middle east was that easy to solve lol

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