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Best Superhero ever? Page 7

Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 1 2008, 10:53 AM BST

According to the Marvel V DC mini-series, post-Crisis Superman beat the Hulk, but said he was the toughest opponent he'd ever had.

Which wees on Doomsday's chips.

Really?? go Big Blue!!!!

Doomsday killed him surely you can't get tougher then that lol

Quote: Gavin @ August 1 2008, 10:52 AM BST

Isnt that the one where he breaks his hand punching Superman?

Sounds correct. Like so many comics in my bookcase, I've got to read that one again.

Griff, you cool dude, Spiderman comics on display in your front room. Marvelous.

In a punch-up, the Hulk would just get pissed off and his strength would increase and he'd finish off Superman or Doomsday. But if Superman cheated and used his speed somehow, he might win. Does Superman have heat vision? He could fry the Hulk.

Quote: sootyj @ August 1 2008, 10:55 AM BST

Muhammed Ali beat Superman, I have the very funky comic somewhere in the Sootyj cave.

Yeah, but it was under a red sun. You can't really beat someone who can incinerate you with a glance, though, can you?

ALI: "Huh, huh, I'm the king. I'm the greatest. You ain't nothin', you big blue boy scout. I float like a butterfly, sting like a ..."

Superman: "Yawn." ZAP!

Quote: Griff @ August 1 2008, 10:57 AM BST

Spiderman comics no longer on display, I gave 'em all to a mate. But there is a massive pile of Viz on the coffee table, which apparently is OK. (??)

Spiderman is a little "down" though first Uncle Ben then Gwen Stacey Harry turned out to be his nemesis no wonder he's miserable all the time

Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 1 2008, 10:58 AM BST

Yeah, but it was under a red sun. You can't really beat someone who can incinerate you with a glance, though, can you?

ALI: "Huh, huh, I'm the king. I'm the greatest. You ain't nothin', you big blue boy scout. I float like a butterfly, sting like a ..."

Superman: "Yawn." ZAP!

Heat vision is the solution to the worlds problems

Batman.

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Supermans rubbish.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ August 1 2008, 10:59 AM BST

Batman.

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He did cheat a little with the Kryptonite ring but go Bats!!!

Quote: Gavin @ August 1 2008, 11:00 AM BST

He did cheat a little with the Kryptonite ring but go Bats!!!

Ah, but he has no superpowers, hes just smarter than the rest and has to rely on his brain to kick the superheroes butts!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ August 1 2008, 11:01 AM BST

Ah, but he has no superpowers, hes just smarter than the rest and has to rely on his brain to kick the superheroes butts!

He's got detailed files on all supers and weaknesses. He is prepared if nothing else.

Bats does rock, don't get me wrong.

They really should make 'The Dark Knight Returns' into a film; I can really see Chris Nolan doing it justice. And you could use someone else as The Joker because he's supposed to be a lot older, so it doesn't matter that he'll look different to Ledger.

If Superman really wanted to beat Batman, he would. He let him get away with it in The Dark Knight Returns. He hears Batman's heart beating in the coffin and gives a wink.

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Take that bitch!!

Laughing out loud

Quote: EllieJP @ August 1 2008, 11:06 AM BST

Laughing out loud

Who's your fav Elllie?

Quote: Gavin @ August 1 2008, 11:07 AM BST

Who's your fav Elllie?

Don't have one...not a fan of Superheroes.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 1 2008, 11:03 AM BST

If Superman really wanted to beat Batman, he would. He let him get away with it in The Dark Knight Returns. He hears Batman's heart beating in the coffin and gives a wink.

Firstly, it is made up, so its a moot point really. But Bats did beat him in Dark Knight, Superman let him get away with it at the end because he realised Batman was right about what Superman had become. Which was those in powers personel bitch and a joke.

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