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Things that piss you off Page 247

I wonder what pissed this guy off?

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/americas/07/31/canada.bus/index.html

F**k.
Ing.
Hell.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 31 2008, 3:51 PM BST

I had a male friend who could not cope with female stuff at all. I was hauling myself to superdrug to buy certain ladies things and bumped into him and we decided to wander home together as we lived on the same road. I said I just had to nip into the shop. He followed me in. As I got to that aisle, I turned to find him missing. I later found him outside blushing and looking shocked. What a girl!

See! Ruby knowwwws!

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, Body For-horm!

Laughing out loud I'm SO stealing that!

Quote: Joeono @ July 31 2008, 4:19 PM BST

Things that piss you off? Lads that punch girls, has anyone seen today's daily mail? Not f**king cricket at all. I know she probably ruined his nice white gay T-shirt but puching her in the face full tilt, a slight over reaction maybe? She flew up in the air he hit her that hard. At the risk of sounding like an old man, what is going on with the world? It's all wrong. Not funny but there you go, I needed to get it off my chest.

Sorry but some facebook flashmob pillock decides to throw some nasty drink over you for a laugh?

Bloody deserved it.

Girl or no girl, this rotten menacing anti social shite needs stmaping on.

Or in this case punching.

Trolls piss me off!

Quote: EllieJP @ August 1 2008, 11:03 AM BST

Trolls piss me off!

Yeah, swines, stopping you crossing bridges and that.

Yep, trolling about.

People not flushing the chain!

Its disgusting going into the toilet and someone else's pee is there urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

F**king disgusting! I have to flush it before I can go. Makes skin crawl.

TTPYO - That Andy can manage to go to bed at 6.30 a.m., wake up just before 1 p.m.; and still be okay!

Quote: EllieJP @ August 1 2008, 11:03 AM BST

Trolls piss me off!

***Shakes fist*** Bring back my goat you troll bastards!!!

Aw! Was it a very special goat, Rubes?

Quote: zooo @ July 31 2008, 5:21 PM BST

I'm more annoyed about the bear who got a jar stuck on his head in America. Just like Winnie the Pooh.

Cute story, eh?

It was until they shot it.

I was a bit puzzled by that. If they can get close enough to shoot it, despite saying they couldn't shoot it with a tranq dart, why not just shoot the jar?

I have no idea. I couldn't figure that out either. Or even why they couldn't use a tranquiliser.

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