swerytd
Thursday 31st July 2008 3:13pm [Edited]
Guildford
7,542 posts
1) Smoking. Smokers. People who stand outside my office window thinking none of the smoke is coming in. Smokers who think they are in a 'bubble of smoke' and it doesn't linger or drift more than 30cm from their head. People who complain about smokers and, after one drink, light one up. Sir Francis Bacon or St Francis of Assisi, I can never remember which one brought over tobacco... or was it potatoes...
2) Soap opera. It is f**king mind-numbing. That way they speak, you can tell if something is a soap from hearing the slightest bit of dialogue from half a mile away.
3) Working 9-5, five days a week. Who came up with that idea? How ridiculous is it? What extra do we do in eight hours, five days a week, that we couldn't do in six hours, four days a week. Knob-heads.
4) Cricket. Sport should take longer than 24 to finish.
5) (Specific to today) F**king Red Hat Network...
In response to Bandage's true use of Room 101: a combination of 1, 2 and 4 would genuinely cause me to kill myself in preference.
Re: how to get smokers to stop buying cigarettes -- simply change warnings they don't care about on packets ("You might die in the most horrible ways") to "You pay approximately 90% tax on this product!" They'd stop buying it like that <clicks fingers>.
Dan