Hello there, my name's Matt, 16 from Bris'ol.
I'm a huge lover of British comedy, especially The Office, and I'm a big fan of Monty Python. However, the real love I have is for Stand Up comedy as I love the purity of it. Jimmy Carr is probably my favourite Stand Up, as he's a Stand Up and proud, and he's not afraid to tell jokes!
Anyway, I look forward to getting involved here, this looks like a great place.
Hey Matt! We're getting lots of teenagers for the ranks lately!
Hey Matt and welcome! 
Helloooo Matt!
Sit down and help yourself to a piece of hope cake (that's what we feed to the young here).
Hi Matt, we need more Bristol boys (& girls) on here. I can't plough this field alone.
Putters (Bristol)
Isn't Charly in Bristol too?
Hello! 
Monty Python - great call. I love The Holy Grail. 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 31 2008, 12:48 PM BSTIsn't Charly in Bristol too?
*looks around* Not that I can see.
How small *is* Bristol!?
Massive! Luckily I've got one HUGE eye. (Ugh, that sounds a bit gross to my perverted mind)
Thanks for the welcome guys!
A quick question, can I ask what kind of cake is served to us youngsters? Chocolate is my favourite, but Victoria Sponge will suffice.
You'll have to ask Ruby about that! Usually we get cookies.
Quote: Matt Wood @ July 31 2008, 2:48 PM BSTA quick question, can I ask what kind of cake is served to us youngsters? Chocolate is my favourite, but Victoria Sponge will suffice.
I didn't get cake. These damn youngsters think they're entitled to everything...
Welcome anyway.
Quote: Matt Wood @ July 31 2008, 2:48 PM BSTA quick question, can I ask what kind of cake is served to us youngsters? Chocolate is my favourite, but Victoria Sponge will suffice.
Hope cake. Glows in the dark. It's beautiful.
Quote: Finck @ July 31 2008, 2:51 PM BSTHope cake. Glows in the dark. It's beautiful.
Until it's smashed to pieces with some kind of massive hammer.