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What 5 things would you put in Room 101 & why?

Come on!

Hmm a wedge so I could stick more stuff in.

Otherwise.

1 Unfunny people who makes lots of jokes, followed by dya geddit.

2 Trolls of all description.

3 People who own dogs smarter, and better behaved then themselves.

4 David Cameron, Gordon Brown, Nick Clegg.

5 People who like Barrack Obama purely for being a Black Jarvis Cocker look alike, and those who dislike him for the same reason.

France
French culture
The French
French food
Hot weather

...Because.

1. Wires
2. Capitalism
3. Politicians
4. People with clipboards and leaflets in town. They clamped down on beggars, why the f**k did they leave these people alone?
5. Violant people

- People who say they can't function without coffee.
- People who have reasonless gripes against every nationality other than their own.
- People who get chuffed over dogs and babies.
- Pikeys, gypos, chavs, neds whatever they're called now.
- People who live off benefits when they could quite easily work.

Quote: ian_w @ July 30 2008, 11:08 PM BST

2. Capitalism

Angry

[quote name="ian_w" post="221776" date="July 30 2008, 11:08 PM BST"]1. Wires

But not The Wire of course?

What on earth does 'chuffed' mean? (in that context)

Quote: Seefacts @ July 30 2008, 11:12 PM BST

- People who have reasonless gripes against every nationality other than their own.

- Pikeys, gypos,

Erm...

Quote: zooo @ July 30 2008, 11:15 PM BST

Erm...

Are gypsies a race?

Quote: zooo @ July 30 2008, 11:15 PM BST

What on earth does 'chuffed' mean? (in that context)

Erm...

Chuffed: excited, happy, pleased.

Erm . . . ?

Oh your not going to say Pikies are a nation?

In which case I'm going to found the nation of alcoholic, shoplifting, sex pests.

Any one want to join?

Quote: PhQnix @ July 30 2008, 11:16 PM BST

Are gypsies a race?

Yeah, though like all words in our language they move on and change meanings.

Genuine gypsies (like footballer Freddie Eastward) I have nothing against. But those travelling hordes of trouble makers who leave loads of shit and rubbish around in car parks infuriate me no end.

Quote: PhQnix @ July 30 2008, 11:16 PM BST

Are gypsies a race?

Well, I thought they were. Like Romany or something?

I'm probably wrong though!

Also it doesn't help that some people say gypo and don't even mean gypsies.

Bloody regional slang! :)

Quote: zooo @ July 30 2008, 11:18 PM BST

Well, I thought they were. Like Romany or something?

I'm probably wrong though!

Also it doesn't help that some people say gypo and don't even mean gypsies.

Bloody regional slang! :)

Yeah, sorry, it IS regional slang. I grew up in the no-man's land of south-west England and the midlands.

Quote: Seefacts @ July 30 2008, 11:18 PM BST

Genuine gypsies (like footballer Freddie Eastward) I have nothing against. But those travelling hordes of trouble makers who leave loads of shit and rubbish around in car parks infuriate me no end.

In that case I second your opinion, though all accounts suggest Freddy Eastwood is a dickhead in his own right.

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