Superb day! Really tore up a few fruit trees and pulled down the fairy lights!
(This is biz speak btw).
Don't you just love the sweetness of those low hanging melon, boys?
Bad day? Page 60
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 30 2008, 8:38 PM BSTI'll probably end up single with 7 kids.
***shudder***
I've already told you to stop stealing kids. At least give back the two you already have.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 30 2008, 8:39 PM BSTLeevil would have married a sandwich toaster.
or his mirror.
Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 30 2008, 8:40 PM BSTI've already told you to stop stealing kids. At least give back the two you already have.
But they work so hard in my sweatshop!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 30 2008, 8:39 PM BSTLeevil would have married a sandwich toaster.
Did it stand him up?
Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 30 2008, 8:41 PM BSTDid it stand him up?
No he was told never see it again after trying and stick his dick in it and reciving 3rd degree burns.
There are great reasons to get married!
New dress, presents, a buffet.....
Anunments after are very easy!
Bad Day. I just realised how soon August is!
Good day. I just realised how soon August is! 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 30 2008, 8:43 PM BSTThere are great reasons to get married!
New dress, presents, a buffet.....
For men those are all the bad bits lol
Open bar.
I've posted the 900th post \o/
Quote: Frankie Rage @ July 30 2008, 8:44 PM BSTGood day. I just realised how soon August is!
But results day!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 30 2008, 8:45 PM BSTOpen bar.
mmm better.
But in a room full of people you don't like and want to get as far away from as possible...swings and roundabouts.
Quote: Gavin @ July 30 2008, 8:37 PM BST
Dementia then Paul W trying to get me into the reception...Is there room on Elliots roof?
We can jump together!
If we wait a bit I'm going to buy a house with a flat roof, you can have the wedding up there amongst the birds!